i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
Max is my favorite
this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
parkour-margaret
Doing my best to confuse straight white boys
Get your ass on the dance floor
this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care
Somebody kill me
Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat
And I don’t know which one to do for my cosplay…
…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?
So THAT’S how Brock knows!
All the Joy’s are different, too. Their crosses are each different colors.
#I thought the Nurse Joy one only happened recently though #like in the new seasons
Nope. While blue and pink repeated a few times, generally each Joy had a different color city to city.
These are all from season 1 & 2 Nurse Joys.
Oh good god.
holy fucking shit how did no one else notice this it’s been like tEN FUCKING YEARS
Welp, I just learned something new. And I was in this fandom for 13 years.
my last brain cell after 4 vodka sodas at the goth gay bar
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST
Oh, wow.
Y’all not gonna come for Totally Spies like this
The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
PSA📡"Ladies your panties shouldn’t be dry at the end of the day" - AND I THANK YOU!
Fucked up your pH balance!
WHY ARE GIRLS TAKING VAGINA ADVICE FROM SOMEONE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ONE?!
Because he’s correct. Who cares who says it as long as the info is correct.
😂😂😂😂
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
I promise yall faves couldn’t even come close next case
Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.
Idk what I have to lose at this point