~*black girl magic*~

janelle monáe ;; part-time android ;; full-time lover ;;

[neon-monae]

{ 𝓼𝓶𝓼 } ; 𝕡𝕪𝕟𝕜 🌺

tess: speaking of, where in the world are you? i miss that face a lot.

tess: someone had to have the big dick energy on this misfit superhero team, and no tea no shade but it's definitely me and not hemsworth. 😌

janelle: oh you know, here and there... got my butt parked in atlanta at the moment, actually. you wanna roll through, or vice versa?

janelle: those big muscles gotta be making up for /something/. you definitely got the biggest dick there, baby. with waititi signed on to direct a star wars movie next, think you might be able to weasel your way into another franchise? i know i'd certainly try, if i was you 😂

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careeundrwood​:

Earlier today I got into a little bit of a debate with my oldest son about Halloween costumes this year. He wants everyone to dress as characters from Justice League but I wanted just him and Jake to dress up this year. So, we compromised after hours of discussions and looks like I’m dressing up as Wonder Woman now. Has anyone else decided on what they’re dressing up as for Halloween or is my crazy kid the only one thinking a few months ahead right now? @theglamliststarters​

i’m always thinking about halloween... what i’m gonna dress as, what parties i'll be crashing, when i’m gonna pull out my decorations and how long they’ll stay up this year..! halloween is the best holiday, hands down. your kid’s got just the right mindset, haha. that being said, i still haven’t decided! still gotta figure out if i’m doing a couple/group one or not!

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joe-jjonas​:

i’m their cruel to be kind master. they need to feel a little threatened to keep their crusty green egos in check but i won’t really be repotting any of them into the compost anytime soon. so dw. are YOU into that kind of shit. asking for a brother. 

intimidation tactics, i see how it is.. poor babies. i’m telling them all about your empty threats! mhhhhhm, sure you are, young man. i might be! that’s privileged information.. suffice it to say, i’m not the kind of girl you take home to your mama.

[vivienvalentino]

PYNK // Janelle Monáe

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joe-jjonas​:

serious discussion time, lads and lad-ets. i’m going to give you two choices. you don’t get to be boring ( imma looking at you Nicholas ) and swipe left or reason yourself out of it YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE or death upon all future house succulents. HERE GOES – if you had to choose between balancing forty cheerios on each of your two hands ( yes that’s forty each hand ) and every time one fell off you’d get electrocuted ORRR every time you sneezed a piece of your hair fell out but anywhere on your body and never grew back, what would choose and why? 

how dare you risk the lives of those innocent little succulents...! regardless, my answer has to be the cheerios. allergies got me sneezing ‘bout 40 times in a row when i wake up most mornings, and i ain’t lookin’ to be all hairless just yet. besides, y’never said how strong the shock is... n’ some folks are into that kinda shit.

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{ 𝓼𝓶𝓼 } ; 𝕡𝕪𝕟𝕜 🌺

tess: you know what's not fair? that photoshoot you just did for shape. forreal.

tess: i know the grind never stops. shit, really? 😂 i don't blame you, tbh. the cape was fucking badass, as was my big ass gun. 😎

janelle: giiiirl that felt GOOD. glad we can keep tormenting each other even when apart~

janelle: oh, you mean the gun that you not-so-subtly pelvic thrusted into? god, i'm weak.

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{ 𝓼𝓶𝓼 } ; 𝕡𝕪𝕟𝕜 🌺

tess: who, me? 👀

tess: it has, hasn't it? i miss you, too. was just thinking about you. and things are good 💞 what about you?

janelle: it ain't fair!

janelle: busy busy busy, as per usual. watched ragnarok again the other day, and the desire to have you step on me while wearing a cape was o u t s t a n d i n g 😂

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{ 𝓼𝓶𝓼 } ; 𝕡𝕪𝕟𝕜 🌺

janelle: you really out here makin' eyes like that, huh? miss you 😘 been a hot minute.. how's things, beautiful?

[electric57821]

📷 Jason Kempin