dorks in the round

@saltylegolas and @theonetamakid's blog of mass stupidity

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I can't trip her, I don't even know her!

Sterling, only minutes before I body slammed him

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It's ok, this place is high class. I mean, just look at the chandeliers!!

Owl being anxious at her hair appointment

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JIGGLY HD

Owl and Garrett talking about gymnastics

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I'm gonna crush my fruit for real!!

Kid at the bookstore

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OMG so yesterday my mom asked me what her "spirit spice girl" was. I was like "IDEK" and then she muttered to herself "hmmm....Becky...yeah"

Garrett

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They died kissing. But then the spider ate them all up.

My sister, in a dreamy storytelling voice

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TAKE A DEEP LOOK INTO THE BOOK AND WRITE A 3 PAGE ESSAY ON HENRY'S FOOT

Garrett talking about his school work

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Stop calling me while I'm hunting!

Blaze

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This game is really fun, but it's kind of annoying.

Blaze

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shoot you! I was just trying to kill you!

8-year-old Blaze, playing Kirby

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the guy who plays Kylo Ren looks just like Kylo Ren!!

sister

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Do not inject into your buttock.

Watch me

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I hope Charmander doesn't burn down the car.

Heard at Hobby Lobby

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Stay away from my dirt!!

A guy with a rake

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THE SALTATION IS SALUBRIOUS

Garrett’s math book.

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our friend’s wacom tablet pen apparently broke because his little brother stirred the peanut butter with it. tbh wacom needs to step up their game, if you can’t even get some peanut butter and draw with the same utensil then what is life, nobody has time to use both a knife and a pen

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These sandbags are legit yo

Louie