the dorm it's on fire again

sorry for being stupid and shy and talk and-

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Good evening, lovely person. Welcome to my blog~

NSFW CONTENT🔞 (Asks are welcome!)

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Name: Neo✨

Age: Old ass grown woman

Interests: Twisted Wonderland, Disney, plushies, visual novels, indie games, animals, memes, and more.

About this blog:

So I created this little space to talk about Twisted Wonderland, but more specifically about the Halloween/Christmas characters. I will most likely also mention the staff and RSA (because I love drama) characters, but to a lesser extent.

Expect mostly memes and funny texts. Also, expect me to share my fanfics, but don't expect me to open requests anytime soon.

I might make some slightly more personal posts, but I'll try not to stray too far from the blog's theme.

WARNING: I'll be sharing things that aren't suitable for all audiences, mostly humor, so if you don't like it, you can silently block me.

One last warning: I understand the english language very well but I find it difficult to speak/write it, so I will use a translator.

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on one hand, the thought of sex with swing is terrifying because he's probably 5x my size and it would never fit

on the other hand.... that's part of the appeal U_U

-claudie (I'm not good at coming up with mysterious signoffs)

HAJSGAJAHAHDUBAK-

Ok, listen. Swing will do ANYTHING to make it fit.

His d*ck it's so BIG that would terrify anyone, and that's cool but that won't interfere with his desire to be with a lady.

Although his most effective method is: first tongue, then fingers, and finally rub.

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Something I did last year.

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and speaking of! randomly thinking of what body parts each halloweenie would find most attractive in a lady (assuming that you accept nsfw asks, though this isn't really nsfw), and so far I have-

rollo: biblically feet (because of book!frollo), but he seems like he'd also be very attracted to boobs and the general area (such as the neck and collar bones, maybe even shoulders) based on esmeralda's physique, we can draw these assumptions about frollo's preferences, lol

fellow: ass and hips. he's touchy and likes to have something to grab and squeeze, especially discreetly/in public

swing: obviously legs, as we discussed, but perhaps all of the lower body as well (feet included)

skully: a beautiful smile <3

-claudie

NSFW asks are welcome :3

Oh my!

Okay, we'll skip Swing because we know exactly what he likes lolololol

I haven’t read Victor Hugo’s works, so I’ll trust your judgment.

Although I can’t see Rollo paying attention to a woman’s appearance out of basic respect (and because he doesn’t want to give in to trivial desires), if she’s wearing revealing clothes (strapless dress) or is barefoot, he’ll definitely be struggling to keep his composure.

He saw a pretty girl barefoot this morning, and by tonight he’ll be sweating and feeling his body tense up as he keeps remembering those beautiful feet~

Fellow is more shameless and always turns to look at women he finds attractive who walk by him. If he’s trying to sell some cheap trinket, he’ll start discreetly groping the girls.

If he can’t control himself and ends up touching/slapping a woman with a voluptuous backside, he’ll already have a strategy. “Gidel! How dare you?! Apologize to this lady right now!”

Baby will get his revenge later ùwú

Oh, my Skully~

He was so focused on spreading the Halloween that he ended up dying virgin.

But I like to imagine that he might be attracted to chubby girls. Why? Because back when he lived in his little village, all the girls were too skinny, and maybe a chubby girl was something of a rarity.

Oh, and he’s also attracted to hands.

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it makes sense for swing to find interesting/passionate (i think this is the right word for this context) women attractive, so long as he can get a reaction out of them, he will continue to bug them U_U I see him making it his life's mission to annoy/scare/fluster a shy girl by harassing/stalking her because of the reactions she would give him. perhaps this would also draw him to more mentally unstable women, as they're less consistent in their actions/identity/etc and have more impulsive behaviors, which he would find interesting? heh a yuu who's especially depressed, manic, or just lonely would probably entice him

as for the physical section, of course I agree. it's a given. a good pair of thick thighs could draw his attention in any situation U_U

-claudie

Swing stalking mentally unstable girls to drive them to the brink of madness is exactly the kind of thing he’d do.

Maybe someone who shares his ideals would be the perfect match for him.

Even so, I can totally see him being with a normal girl as long as she’s not too passive and loves him just the way he is.

And as for Yuu... Well, aside from the fact that he seems to be after her because she knows about Christmas and could ruin his holiday, her canonical attitude (as reflected in the game's responses) is ultimately exactly what Swing is looking for.

(Even though I refer to Yuu as a girl, they can be whatever gender you want)

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now it's MY turn to be an anon, hm hm hm :) I always ask this about the others but I don't think I've explored it with swing yet: what do you think his "type" is? like certain things that he finds attractive or at least get him interested in a lady... can be personality, physical attributes, anything hehe

Hi claudie!!! <3 *twirling my hair*

This is an interesting question for me because I’ve always had the impression that Swing is the kind of guy who yells “WOMAN!!” as soon as he sees one. However, I think that’s taking things too extremes, so here’s an update:

He’ll show interest in someone when she does something interesting in the moment. Let me give you an example.

Imagine the stereotypical nerdy girl who’s all about books, is quiet, has no friends, and behaves herself. Boring, and Swing will most likely walk right past her. However, something happens that causes the girl to react in a volatile way. Maybe her glasses broke, someone was rude to her, or she got a scratch and that was enough to set her off. That will definitely catch Swing’s attention, and he’ll start stalking her. A girl who wouldn’t break a plate reacts strongly to the slightest inconvenience? Interesting.

Or if we take it to a less extreme level, like if the girl shows a fascination with insects Swing will find that interesting too.

I see Swing as the kind of guy who’s interested even in women who reject him, as long as they keep him entertained with their reactions and actions. He’ll only lose interest if a woman who hates him shows such strong disinterest that she doesn’t even bother to get angry at him anymore. And if the woman herself doesn’t do anything interesting.

I say this mainly based on what we know about his relationship with Skully, where his interest in annoying him lasted until Skully died.

As for physical appearance… Look, I know I said all that in the text above, but I also know he likes curvy women, although we all know he’ll definitely notice the legs, with a preference for long ones or ones with a lot of meat on them.

He’d be the one who would often say with pride “Thick thighs save lives.”

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By the way, feel free to send me asks related to the blog's topic.

I have a lot to say, and it's mostly about Swing, so I don't know if you're okay with that or if you'd prefer to see more about the other guys.

Right now I'm busy writing fics, but maybe I can get some inspiration from what you have to say.

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The concept of Ramshackle AU has always struck me as both hilarious and stressful if you're in Yuu's shoes.

Imagine living alone with Grim and the ghosts in the dorm without having to share space with a bunch of teenagers or follow strange rules, only for Crowley to show up one day and tell you he's accepted a few temporary students because "he's so kind", and now you have to help out. Those students are the student council president from another school who almost wiped out the magic in Twisted Wonderland and the pair of beastmen who were going to turn you into a puppet to sell you. On top of all that, a fourth ghost has appeared and seems to know you but refuses to say more. At least he's friendly, unlike that hedonistic old fairy who walked through the front door one day and declared he was going to live with you to stop you from "getting away with it".

Plus, you have to make sure everyone gets along and doesn't try to kill each other every five minutes.

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Yuu: I gave you that phone for emergencies... Not for you to send me pictures of your dick!!! I was in class!!!

Swing: It was an emergency. I was hard.

Yuu: So what?!

Swing: Swing needed your help.

Yuu: FUCK YOU!!!

Swing: Fuck me~

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Things that happened (according to my memory)

[masquerade-of-misery]

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