dream log of dreams

Every day I dream so much. Every world tailored to me. Sleep is just a realm unloaded. In our brain is earth all coded.

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4/20/26

I had a dream i was a birthday clown still in clown school and was at some kids birthday and i sucked too bad at clowning to entertain them so i just started running around the yard on all fours like a dog and asked them to chase me. ??????????

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11/13/25

Dreamt that “Loc” and the timestamp 05/21/01 (unsure of day. but month and uear for sure) meant that the president waas taking $10 from you. And in a souvenir shop, they had a $10 dollar bill in a glass case with the date and LOC and then this was posted on ifunny.co explaining “This shop has taken the eponymous 05/21/01 and turned it into a profit of $10 for their guests. 🤣🤣🤣🤣”

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3/3/23

had a dream that when you try to lift a horse, and someone tries to lift you, that's called an "apple group hug"

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1/?/2022

Saturn as it rotated through the sky in retrograde

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1/3/22

The broken neck joint of a toy rabbit who possessed an actual rabbit's living organs and soul. It was made of soft wood and not made for rough play. Two rabbit-dogs got in a territorial spat with it and left it in poor condition, I tried to keep its head upright so its fragile neck wouldn't break. Its skeletal structure clearly had no thought put into it. This angle is where it snapped. I was worried it would suffer and smothered it. I did this unthinkingly, like routine, as if it was the answer when a creature was suffering, then realized it might have had a chance to live. I imagined the narrow, dark hall its soul must have ran in for awhile when its head fell over, and how it must have floated freely towards an endless white sky when I ended its life. I don't know if I brought it a happy end or not.

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1/13/22

Had a dream i got my first pair of glasses last night and was trying out how to order new ones in case they broke and a friend told me "You know there's a way to find out your lens prescription with a hacked wii game if you have the Wii™ Glasses Arm® right?? Everyone has one of those laying around."

I was a little skeptical but I looked around and sure enough we still had a couple pairs of old Wii™ Glasses Arm® controllers. You have to remove the right arm of your glasses and replace it with the controller, it's the same white and blue as the console itself but otherwise would blend in with a plastic white pair of glasses aside from the "Wii" logo inscribed on the inside of the arm, and some small buttons near the ear.

I modified my Wii and installed this hackware and sure enough, it calibrated with the Wii™ Glasses Arm® and started calculating my lens prescription. From then on I wouldn't have to go to the optometrist or request documentation to get my prescription and order glasses for myself. Cool stuff. And it's all for free, thanks to the dedicated devs making hackware for a 20 year old console specified for glasses arm controllers.

Then I had a dream my neighbor had two pet mandrills that broke into our house and I gingerly, fearfully tried to escape the house to phone the police, but before I got the chance to, I telepathically communicated with them. They spoke to me not unlike two mischievous toddler twins who wanted to throw eggs at our house and I was no longer mad nor interested in calling authorities. Another one for the "sentient monkey dream" tally mark.

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also i had another sentient human monkey dream last night. the neighbors had a baby monkey and i was throwing toys for him

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10/25/20

i had a dream there was a magical curse called chinese lightning balls and they are these blue beach ball sized orbs that exist in the spirit realm with 4 star cutouts on their lower half. and the average person cannot see them but they’re very powerful so you can see them by closing your eyes and seeing a blue electricity like imprint of where they are. they come from the sky like a meteorite and can pass through walls like ghosts and hover around the room for about 30 seconds much like actual ball lightning. they’re summoned with the goal of making contact and discharging on the target of their curse, so they will slowly hover their ways towards them and any other person near them, trying to land an easy hit. if they make contact, that person is attacked with the force of 15 spirits of the dead. they can only be summoned by the binders of the spell, e.g. those spirits of the dead who charge the attack cast this spell. there was a similar spell that only the living can cast that was called potato something but i forget.

“chinese lightning balls” had a wikipedia page and even a very small hashtag in my dream so i had to google them when i woke up but no they’re not real.

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8/5/20

i had this dream that the newest dangerous beauty fad was getting your spine removed? like literally getting your whole spinal cord removed so you could wear clothes that otherwise didn’t fit the human body. and people were spamming this pic of charli xcx wearing some long green shoulderless dress as a meme saying “Should’ve got the spinal surgery”

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im trying to remember my dream from last night. the mcelroys and their little monster factory made a donkey from shrek bootleg. he was this beefed up sunburnt white frat boy who ran around in his whitey tighties and his trick was he could get so pissed off he would run up a wall and onto the ceiling. he looked like if cats musical tried to make donkey and he was nothing like real donkey shrek at all. his catchphrase was FÜR MJALR and he would yell it and beat up this punching bag of Aly and AJ because he hated them.

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had a dream i made a meme where i ranked the links from loz on their “Jahoosierness,” represented by the 27th letter in the alphabet. do not know what Jahoosierness meant but tp link had the most and ss link had the least

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this was a nightmare actually

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just slept for 17 hours and i had a dream there was an animal crossing character who was a mouse named New Bharatanatyam and people were complaining about her making no sense (as opposed to themed villagers like Ketchup and Tia), so i wrote a 6 paragraph long post with as many cuss words as i could fit about how only pre city folk players would understand and appreciate weird villagers like New Bharatanatyam, and somewhere in there i said something about how i worshipped Amy Lee from Evanescence and it all had to do with this animal crossing rat, and she saw my post and just said “Lol”

and then i had another dream where i was in malcolm in the middle but i could only see what was happening in the show in low quality photoshop filtered tumblr gif sets. and Craig Feldspar’s name was changed to Egg but out of disrespect i called him Ham & Cheese

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3/20/20

had a dream there was a breath of the wild movie and link was trying to regain his memory after his 100 year slumber and he remembered that he used to have a wife named Lois and he was in fact Peter Griffin, the survivor of the Great Calamity, and just now i woke up really upset

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3/10/20

minecraft dream. 🗿 they made a light source block, which was only obtainable in creative mode but was like a portable sun. also they added bikes. i forget the rest already

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2/7/20

dreamed i made a video with an mmd model komaeda (?) as a superimposed narrator for a tutorial on how to exploit raid dens for gmaxes and shinies.

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2/12/20

I had a dream i was in a minecraft mmorpg and had a pet cat to keep me safe from creepers but a pet RAT... to keep me safe from zombies. Little tiny wrinkly skin type beauty rat with black and white velvety fur and if it saw a zombie it would go ravenous. I would carry it around in my arms like a baby because i was more scared of zombies. And i had several cats around our plot of land they would get distracted so i'd have to get one before adventuring to keep creepers away, but i only had one tamed rat and i was terrified of zombies so i held him in my arms like Babe Jesus. We had a small plot of land and we're trying to mobproof it and make houses and farms and stuff but so far i was the only one adventuring everyone else just had tiny homes but we didn't have food set up so i had to go into a temple which i guess was the equivalent of actual generated structures like mine shafts. And my little rat would eat zombies.