𝖭𝗈 𝖳𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖡𝖺𝖼𝗄

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[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[tastefullyoffensive]

[memewhore]

[chlommunist]

[glumshoe]

friends with benefits? what, like dental?

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Wish I was floating in a big glass tank full of neon green fluid while a bunch of guys in lab coats monitored my brain activity

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

you are, king. you just don't know it yet.

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[argumate]

drug possession? anyone willing to put that much effort into escaping deserves their freedom I reckon.

[baconmancr]

“In Mexico,[6] Belgium,[7] Germany,[8] the Netherlands[9], Sweden[10] and Austria,[11] the philosophy of the law holds that it is human nature to want to escape. In those countries, escapees who do not break any other laws are not charged and no extra time is added to their sentence.“

[realmymelody]

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

[ryangosking]

The older I get the funnier this is.

[scoobrt]

Feel like if you gave a british person a normal sandwich theyd dip it in mud before eating it

[horrorwilly]

americans never heard of sopped butty

[moonlightastrobackup]

pisces rules over confusion & things that don’t make sense.

[halloween-theragingpumpkin]

[slfrtsbabe]

Always reblog

[warmbrightedits]

Southern Comfort (2001)

A beautiful scene featuring transgender man Robert Eades and his transgender girlfriend Lola.

[vulpeculavolans]

[TRANSCRIPT:

Robert: – and now she’s coming out, full blown… she is something else.

Lola: Oh, please, stop it.

Robert: What? I’m just telling her how wonderful you are, and how beautiful, and how organised, and…

Lola: Actually, you know, I really should put all of this on tape, you know? For when I’m not feeling so great.

Robert: Sweetheart, it is on tape. 

[BOTH LAUGH]

Robert: Just in the last couple of months now, it’s come on real strong, but she just really blushes! I can get her to blush all the way from head to toe. See? And she can’t deal with it! She’s never blushed like that before!

Lola: [SIGHS]

[BOTH LAUGH]

Robert: All my life, I’ve been looking for the perfect woman… and all this time, she’s been right there in front of me, and I didn’t even realise it, ‘cause I never thought I’d have a chance with her.

Lola: Why? You’re like… completely loveable.

Robert: To be loved by you, that’s… that’s…

Lola: I had no notion, to think that we would have this little fling.

Robert: That’s what I feel - we have this nice friendship, we can’t go out, we have fun together, we got no entanglements and stuff and then - bam! Just… all of a sudden, next thing I know, we’re in love with each other and we can’t stop it.

END TRANSCRIPT]

[spoopywitchboy]

This warmed my heart

[neptunianruled]

im onto bigger and better

[trainthief]

Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

[bathroomcube]

gay men having crushes on straight men isnt predatory its fucking normal?????? crushes dont give a shit about whether or not the person is straight or not its just kinda a bummer to happen like ur crush being taken or whatever, its not predatory dont be fucking weird

[bathroomcube]

same goes for lesbians btw

[bathroomcube]

and bi people too and nblm and nblw who dont use any of those labels

[bathroomcube]

and for the love of god this goes for trans people regardless of who theyre attracted to, trans women especially. youre not predators and you shouldnt need to feel the need to validate cis people’s repulsion towards you. youre allowed to think someone is an asshole if they tell you they dont want to date you “because youre trans” thats a dipshit way to go about rejecting people. if they werent transphobic they wouldnt be reminding you that the main reason they dont want to date you is because youre trans. if they treat you like shit because of your transness they probably dont deserve a relationship with anyone.

[turing-tested]

from the minecraft cave update preview

the warden: a blind mob that tracks you by the sounds you make

[turing-tested]

[omghotmemes]

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.