[frikiskrew]

[3000s]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[wumblr]

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

[wumblr]

letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen

ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[theonceandfuturetwink]

[nanoraydx]

Sonic porn ground zero

[nanoraydx]

I ythink doctor egg man should buttfuck the master emerald. bye!

[dogpuppy]

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[princess-valentineee]

Oh toby what the fuck are you cooking up

IM THIS CLOSE TO MAKING A YOUTUBE VIDEO ISTG-

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[badassdemonsword]

[gingik]

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This isn't a hate ask and I'm not trying to sound mean because I love your blog because it's funny and makes me laugh but I sometimes wish you didn't make fun of people and call them faildaughters and failsons so much because it can be hurtful to people who grew up with parents who are in high or ownership positions in business type of settings.

And I know that sounds whiny to say and I understand from learning from other people that it isn't the same as classics towards financially disadvantaged and poor people because there is no power you have over them but it's just hurtful because there's a lot of pressure about growing up like that and everyone makes fun of you for it already so seeing it on tumblr all the time is tiring.

And plus what about people who's parents are in the government? Because fyi you posted about a meme someone made where they said about how it's hard being a CEOs child and everyone was hating on that person but just magically convenientally nobody talks like that about people who's parents are literally in the government which sorry but that is 10000000000% worse.

So sorry and again I'm not trying to be mean or hateful or saying your bad for making jokes about it because I don't know how it's like to be poor and I don't know how I would feel if I was so sorry if this comes off like I'm saying it's invalid if you are against people who grow up with more money but I just wanted to say this about how it feels from my perspective as someone who just is feeling hurt sometimes by the things I see on this website and plus is confused why everyone hates on CEO and venture capitalists kids who fyi don't pick there family but then just also don't say a peep about people who's parents are in the government when I guarantee if you ever even met just ONE of those people you would know they are the worst. So yeah I hope that isn't mean to say it's just how I feel sometimes on this website.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Just one more essay in Sivi's inbox and she'll feel guilty I'm sure