Nerd Machine

{RP Only}

[mcbridexxmelissa-deactivated201]

"I’m pretty certain that the weather and the filming schedule are conspiring to kill me."

[nerd-levi]

Been busy I take it?

[theimogenspoots]

I’ll most likely bloat like a balloon for saying this; but I am so not sorry for eating an entire pepperoni pizza to myself, not one little bit.

[nerd-levi]

I'm actually impressed

[emmwatsyo]

I lost my purse while I was out this morning!

[nerd-levi]

How did you manage that?

[stroupj]

[nerd-levi]

So.. your life hasn't started yet?

[beautimeganfox]

Yes I would. But you can just call me Megan.

[nerd-levi]

Noted. To be fair, you do have a reason to have a big head.

[scarlettletterjo]

That is so true. It’s because you’re a little shit.

[nerd-levi]

Reminds me of someone else I know

[scarlettletterjo]

Damn it, I’d hate to admit that you’re right.

[nerd-levi]

You love to hate me and hate to love me

[beautimeganfox]

Yeah, I mean I know I’m hot shit.

[nerd-levi]

Well you are Megan Fox so I guess you would know that wouldn't you

[scarlettletterjo]

I’m not talking to you anymore.

[nerd-levi]

Oh come on, you'd miss me

[beautimeganfox]

…You could say that.

[nerd-levi]

Oh yeah?

[scarlettletterjo]

Damn it.

[nerd-levi]

Gotcha there kid

[beautimeganfox]

Just one though. One big head is enough for the both of us.

[nerd-levi]

Do you have one?

[beautimeganfox]

It is, one of the sexiest things about a man.

[nerd-levi]

And there's a point in my favor

[scarlettletterjo]

Why would I ever lie to you, buddy?

[nerd-levi]

Well you called me buddy so you like me at least a little

[beautimeganfox]

Someone’s very confident in themselves.

[nerd-levi]

Hey, confidence is sexy

[scarlettletterjo]

I don’t like you.

[nerd-levi]

Yeah you do, don't lie

[beautimeganfox]

Makes sense. But it’s okay. People are allowed to be wrong every once in a while.

[nerd-levi]

Well don't get used to it. It doesn't happen often for me.