I can't believe I'm in the tabloids

Jessica Stroup. 27. Not actually Jessica Stroup.

[theeuphoriatour-rp]

Need something?

[stroupj]

Some of whatever you're drinking?

[lcstprincessxxx]

On Tuesday, I’ll turn 28. That’s two steps until 30. I think I need to take a seat.

[stroupj]

That'll be me in October. I feel your pain.

[stroupj]

Text: Open ✉

Ash: As if I could! Ahh, yay, can't wait to see you! Even if it is under shitty circumstances.

Jess: I can't wait either, even if it is the shittiest of circumstances

[mrscapevans-blog]

Get out there and grab the bull by the horns! Can’t do much just sitting around.

[stroupj]

I need to get out there. Here come the big girl pants

[miss-leightonmeester]

True love right here. 

[stroupj]

Always and forever. You are my one and only.

[stroupj]

Text: Open ✉

Ash: And this is why you're the best, hah.

Jess: And don't you forget it! I'm like 10 minutes away

[coltywoltyhaynes]

Ride baby ride II Chris && Jess

Chris waited at the bottom of Jess’s apartment on his motorcycle. He was really excited to just get away with a woman who he enjoyed spending time with. One he saw her come down the stairs, a huge grin on his face. “Ready to be a biker chick for a day?” He asked with a laugh.

[stroupj]

Jess hadn't been on the back of a motorcycle in forever. And despite getting away for a few days just a few weeks ago, she was already feeling bored. That was the problem with her life, she'd realized: hurry up and wait. "Oh, totally, I've got a mean face picked out and everything," she joked back, taking a quick glance at his bike. "Nice."

[emmyrxssum]

It’s just… like, what’s the point? Why is it pertinent to the show if my boobs are out or not?

[stroupj]

Because obviously the boobs are central to the show. Who cares about the plot, as long as they get to see mostly-naked women?

[theimogenspoots]

That’s definitely a start, go get ‘em, tiger.

[stroupj]

[coltywoltyhaynes]

Good, hurry up.

[stroupj]

Impatient much?

[coltywoltyhaynes]

Then, what are you waiting for, let’s go, beautiful.

[stroupj]

Leaving my apartment now.

[coltywoltyhaynes]

I hope so. I don’t know. Do you trust me?

[stroupj]

I think I do, actually.

[coltywoltyhaynes]

I was thinking, you hop on the back of my bike and we just ride, go where ever the wind takes us.

[stroupj]

Hmm, I dunno, can I trust you?

[miss-leightonmeester]

You know your life started when we met, love. 

[stroupj]

You are my reason for living.

[emmyrxssum]

There is no flaw in your logic.

[stroupj]

There really isn't. We've all been there.

[emmwatsyo]

I didn’t think so… I thought I just forgot to pick it up

[stroupj]

Did you call the shop? Maybe they have it.

[tylerthewolfman]

Then maybe you should come have a drink with me tonight? Dinner too, maybe?

[stroupj]

Dinner and a drink? I think that sounds like a marvelous idea.