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Hi, my name's Aya and this is my personal. It's mostly just stupid crap that I enjoy. Yep.

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[barkingdog]

Who won the custody battle for y/n when one direction broke up

[femalepope]

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

[miscreantbread]

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

[quasi-normalcy]

Pretty impressive that America has been at war for 20 fucking years and yet there have been essentially no anti-war films out of supposedly liberal Hollywood because it’s effectively impossible to make war movies without the consent of the US Military who only want to be depicted with jingoistic favourability.

[postirony]

…and no, “killing your children made our soldiers sad” flicks don’t count

[elliesgaymachete]

There is actually a Director of Entertainment Media at the Pentagon and the US military will literally read scripts and only support the ones that portray them in a way they approve of. They will provide financial support, allow no-cost use of bases, weapons, military personnel as extras, etc. But they will also literally not cooperate and force rewrites if they don’t like anything. They’re literally controlling how the average person views the military.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Fellow Americans, you’re not immune to propaganda.

[aunnokokyuu]

this whole taylor swift joe jonas sophie turner thing is just. so funny to me. like imagine you’re taylor swift and you’ve just released a song from eleven years ago that publicly calls your ex boyfriend at the time a cheater and drags his name through the mud for picking up other girls the moment after he dumped you in a 25 second phone call, and HIS WIFE who is YOUR FRIEND loves the song enough that she shares it on her instagram story with the caption ‘it’s not NOT a bop’. can u imagine being joe jonas having to listen to your wife play your ex girlfriend’s song abt how you were a piece of shit boyfriend in your own house eleven years later. i would cry

[sixpenceee]

The solar system’s largest mountain: Olympus mons on Mars.                          

[trendy-tardigrade]

[tinderventure]

Profile says I’m 6’1

[haberdashing]

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

[tinderventure]

Tinder to a T

[dilfcores-archive-deactivated20]

ok so like

[loosescrewslefty]

OKAY BUT I LOVE ME SOME BLUE BUTTERFLY TEA.

I call this “Magic Tea” to my nieces, because blue butterfly will turn purple when you add lemon to it due to the change in the ph levels. Always blows their six year old minds.

[ultrafacts]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

[transhumanoid-deactivated202106]

knew a guy in high school who pronounced lowercase omega (ω) “weta” like theta (cause it’s greek) but with a ‘w’ (cause it looks like a ‘w’). we couldn’t stop him cause he was better at math than everyone else

[sixpenceee]

“Up close with an enormous whale. Such magnificent creatures!” 

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[bbboone]

i’d cry

[everythingfox]

Patient kitty

[hoshifromkpop]

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[memento-mariii]

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?