A Nerd's Fitness Quest

Follow me as I attempt to get fit.

[isventoaureoconfirmed]

Day 546

Vento Aureo is confirmed.

Thank you for joining me.

[ohshootsnootsnoot-deactivated20]

texas: oof it’s so hot and dry here all the plants are dying we’re all dying of heat and lack of water how about some rain?

weather: sorry man rain machine broke

texas: ffs weather why are you like this

weather: but wait the hurricane machine is working

texas: wait what

weather: here you go, one free hurricane

harvey: hi

[dismalmonster]

Ya’ll: Oh no Hurricane ahrvey is gon eat the cowboys

Actual Texans:Harvey Party 2017 at my place bring all your gas, dogs, and liquor!

[andnoneforgretchenweiner]

Texas only has 4 types of weather:

1: hot as balls 2: cold enough you want a sweater 3: massive flooding 4: fucking hurricane

[nerdfitnessquest]

The Nerd Fitness Quest starts anew.

[theshortpetal]

[dargacode]

It is our job to do the hard and discern the impossible.

Robert L Read, How to Be a Programmer (via caniprogram)

[nerdfitnessquest]

Day 3. Park.

My weight currently unknown.

Exercise for the day: 7 miles on bicycle.

Diet for the day: Eggs, turkey lean meat, spinach for breakfast. Fried chicken, biscuits for lunch. Baby carrots for dinner. I will say that Lunch was a regretable decision precipitated by a coupon book and an empty stomach. I will not buy fried chicken in the near future.

This is the park I go to as my destination for every ride. I hope to get up earlier in the day to complete sets here.

[nerdfitnessquest]

Day 2. Bikes

My weight: Currently unknown

Diet today: Lean Turkey patties cooked with cajun spice mixture and edamame. Fresh cheese tacos for dinner. Shiner Prickly Pear beer.

Exercise today: Biking for one hour and a half. Approximately 6.2 miles.

[kazper]

Fuck (Yeah) Customers

Pay me but Fuck You

[surge991-deactivated20151015]

No fucking wonder they’re broke and their games don’t sell.

[sainttosin]

Your one karate friend… #karatekid #mansuki

COMEDY GOLD

[nerdfitnessquest]

Polycode

[8bitmonkey]

[excitabletortoise-deactivated20]

god bless america

[amari-named-captain]

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

[findingschmomo]

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

[wingedasarath]

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

[dudeistlibertarian]

is Teddy Roosevelt shooting Bigfoot?

[wiredandrewired]

That one is historically accurate, actually.

[magnetoplasma]

M A X I M U M F R E E D O M A C H I E V E D

[tastefullyoffensive]

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

[bad-sith-angry-man]

I think this is my favorite post I’ve ever seen ever.

[male-k0]

Rokka no Yuusha and the Aztecs

Proud of my roots… Prehispanic Mexico

[male-k0]

Rokka no Yuusha and the Aztecs

Proud of my roots… Prehispanic Mexico

[tinybakaa]

Sakamichi no Apollan | Episode 12 “All Blues”