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What the FUCK is life all about huh.

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[wagahai-da]

strap-on

[dingdongyouarewrong]

always sad how much chinese food has to advertise itself as no msg because of basically a racist misinformation campaign. bring back the msg i unironically want it. i want it to taste good. i would go to a place that proudly advertised its use of msg no fucking problem

[marxheadroom-deactivated2024012]

dont ever let the police polygraph you even if you're innocent

[maarple]

keep popularising the body neutrality movement gang i wanna see how the makeup and weight loss industries try to capitalise on 'i literally do not give two shits about how i look'

[unrealunearths]

jot that down

[toastbutteregg]

why were u banned huh

[vampyre-lesbian]

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

[b-isforbitch]

I need everyone to see this

[fujovolent]

Filter

[heartpdf]

[parkayquarts]

personality test what kind of cartoon pajamas do u wear

[parkayquarts]

you misunderstand. i see a lot of you trying to mix and match different items and comparing these to what you actually sleep in and giving different answers depending on the season THATS NOT THE POINT!!!!! the point is if you were a CARTOON CHARACTER and you went snoorrrkk mimimimimi honk shoo honk shoo when you sleep which of these CLICHED CARTOON PAJAMAS would you be wearing!!!! SPIRITUALLY!!!! NOT PRACTICALLY!!! ITS NOT ABOUT LITERALLY WEARING THEM

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[pixeljeff]

// Hungry Bug // .2021

Dorohedoro fan art

Pixel Jeff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pixeljeff_design/

[sugarmint-dreams]

flowers & books ✿

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my shop

[flightyfinch]

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

people hate on twilight but it is THE only movie ive ever watched where the 17 year olds actually act like 17 year olds, complete with awkward silences and overall dumbassery. nobody is smooth or clever at all, everyone is uncomfortable, half of bella’s responses to anything that happens to her are “um” and tbh that’s true to life! that’s cinematic realism baby like it or not

[gigglesister]

“male character gets a girlfriend whos just him but a girl” is one of the worst tropes except for grundgetta from sesame street who rules

[gigglesister]

peak of female character design

trans4trans couple

[okayyeahbutwhy]

My favorite bit of the wiki for this absolute power couple: