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[nerditudes]

welcome to NERDITUDES -- a ROLEPLAY BLOG. SELECTIVE. PRIVATE. MUTUALS ONLY. mun is nerdy - he/they - 35+

this blog is LOW TO MEDIUM activity due chronic illness. sideblogs may/may not be more active than main

FEATURED MUSE: Bill Cipher || Gravity Falls RELEVANT LINKS: Headcanon || Promo

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Blogroll: @monxcular [niffty of the hellaverse - med activity], @sefvyann [sideblog to monxcular - alastor of the hellaverse - low activity], @militeence [ax from animorphs - med activity], @kamikotized [hero!gabe agreste - semi-hiatus], @farnsworthed [warehouse 13 multimuse - hiatus], @huevodiablo [streamer!robotnik - hiatus] , @greatliie [oops all lokis multimuse - hiatus], Note: greatliie & farnsworthed sideblogs to this account. follows will come from here. Non Roleplay Blogs: @askanerd [roleplay advice and resource blog - med/low activity]

mains/affiliations: easterelf/easterpookan + dcrkcrama/sonxflight + missallanea + stardustestories + starsandpigs/agntkennedy + yinbug/toxinette + yangnoir/griffenoir + keepmovinjunior + pompedia + dragetunge/4themerald + noctuserenade + walkswastes + plasticsouled

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this blog is low/medium activity. mun is a disabled chronically ill bean. activity will fluctuate depending on health. please be patient. i'm also a full time streamer and voiceover artist-- so sometimes i have way more free time and sometimes i have little.

i know, my secret menu isn't much of a secret. neither is my orientation, friendo. i'm very queer, my characters are queer. i like writing queer stuff if you've beef with that keep it to yourself. i use the term queer openly. if that upsets you, i genuinely do not care. you are free to not use it yourself. i do. no anon is gonna change that.

mutuals only but non-moots are welcome to send non-rp asks for muses. personals are welcome to follow-- but please don't spam like stuff or comment on threads.

i'm old. i play vrchat. i like nerdy stuff. i voice act. if you're active in the vrchat scene, hit me up! if you want to get into it-- also lmk! i love sharing my hobbies with friends!

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HEADER AND ICON UPDATED. Happy Pride!

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doin stuff over on @militeence you should come visit my alien son.

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Hello. My name is Nerdy.

Would you like some super cool graphics made by a blind guy? Perhaps a cool set of banners for headcanons, answers, starter & ship calls? Or maybe you'd like some fancy themed post dividers?

COME ON DOWN TO NERDYMART. Where I've got a few slots open in exchange for some support! I've not been able to work regular hours since having muscle issues startin back in late October. These issues could be related to autoimmune issues, or something else. Honestly I've been getting the runaround from doctors and insurance. It's frustrating.

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED:

Shoot me an ask or DM on here. If we've got each other on discord, feel free to message me there instead. I'm gonna open about five slots-- and these are pay what you want. The minimum is three bucks, but you can contribute whatever ya like.

SAMPLES BELOW:

[militeence]

The men who are young and restless do not wear shirts. I am young. And I am occasionally restless.

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I missed congoers. These are my people.

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I don't think y'all understand how wild Earth 3123 is in the Marvel Timeline. All of this is canon by the way.

On this Earth, May Parker [Aunt May] is bitten by a radioactive spider while taking lunch to her dear nephew Peter. Feeling a bit unwell, she returns home to take a nap only to nearly be hit by a car-- which she avoids by LEAPING onto a wall.

Realizing she had developed superpowers, May began to make a costume so she could make money doing stunts. However, upon learning of a supervillain attacking the city, she chose to become a superhero instead.

She did contemplate telling her beloved husband Benjamin-- but opted to keep her hero life secret for now, as she's sharp enough to know anyone who knows her secret could potentially be put in danger.

So she fights crime using a weapon she [accidentally] made herself-- super sticky bread dough. Leap Frog is the first true enemy she takes on-- though her nemesis won't appear until much later.

We don't hear from this Earth for a while-- not til the Spider-Totem saga. Karn shows up to claim the totem of her reality-- and May surrenders willingly, provided no harm come to her husband or nephew. This was when she finally revealed herself to Ben and Peter.

Thankfully, her demise is prevented by the Spider Army, whom she briefly joins to help defend the multiverse. She even helps SHIELD from another reality fight a multi-dimensional Sinister Six.

WAIT TIL I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME-SHARE PRESENTATION

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anyway the second message is 100% peter. he's a master when it comes to making struggle meals. but ask him to cook anything more complex than hamburger helper could result in a house fire.

[neonwebs]

Look, after you get poisoned, you tend to be paranoid about what's on your plate. "I'm still not convinced that this isn't part of some grand scheme to kill me."

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"If I wanted to kill you, which I don't-- then wouldn't death by a heart attack from annoyance be easier to achieve? You know I can hear your heartbeat racing. Do you ever relax?" He knew who he was asking, and quite frankly could learn to benefit from his own advice-- but one of the perks of Fatherhood was pulling out the 'Do as I say not as I do' card now and again.

"It's breakfast-- not the Vulture."

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Watching Spider-Noir and holy shit this is great. I love the nods, the slang, the acting, and the fact that I can choose color or B&W to watch it in. Might add The Spider eventually-- and this series is definitely poking the Spider-Muse a bit.

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"For the record, I make amazing scrambled eggs." Could he make them over-easy without breaking the yolk? Absolutely not.

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going out among humans for the first time in a while tomorrow-- i'll be hitting up colossalcon for the day. it's my home con and one i've attended [fairly] regularly since 2010.

it's been a bit harder to navigate with my immune system all donked up but i think i should be solid if i wear a mask and avoid areas that are too crowded/congested.

[lunarlegend]

[seaofolives]

i had to do it to em etc

[notmorbid]

the andalite chronicles.

dialogue prompts from the andalite chronicles: animorphs #12.5 by k.a. applegate.

i have not lied, but i have kept the truth a secret.

sometimes, children can accomplish amazing things.

your mind will never know when it is time to strike. only your instinct can guide you.

i don't like people laughing at me. i don't like losing.

we're in trouble. we are in definite trouble.

you'll lie to anybody about anything.

hey, kid, you okay?

i have a feeling you're a little more dangerous than you pretend to be.

if you are hungry, feel free to eat as much as you like.

we're in for a long, boring ride.

this is a side of you i've never seen.

do you have a mother at home? does she worry about you?

even those who return from war may never really come home.

we may still get a chance at being heroes.

you have a right to know what you're being dragged into.

you're going to have to grow up very fast now.

thanks. you saved my life back there.

the only thing that matters is staying alive.

it's a bit late for you to get delicate.

whatever you do, remember what you are.

i made it. i'm alive.

life never feels so sweet as when you've come right up against death.

what do you have to trade?

we have time, but not much.

tell them whatever they want to know. don't resist.

you have to trust me. i will save you.

let's do it. let's save the world.

you have to hold on. you have to try and hold on.

any life is better than none.

no matter how awful things seem, there is always meaning and purpose to be found.

aren't lost causes sometimes the best causes?

remember me the way i used to be, okay?

i don't want them remembering me like this. i don't want them picturing me this way.

don't hesitate. do what you have to.

good to see you've grown up a little.

you think you can fight a clean war?

is life always this insane for you?

you made a joke. i didn't think you did humor.

am i ever going to get back home?

is there anything i can do to help?

my life was pretty dull before all this.

i don't know what's right or wrong anymore. i just don't.

you survived. too bad.

you almost got me there, you really did.

you picked a great time to learn how to joke.

you are seriously embarrassing me.

you're a real source of agitation.

no need to worry. nothing to be afraid of.

why should i care? why should i resist?

without life, there is no despair, but without life, there can also never be hope.

you don't give up easily, do you?

come with me. hold my hand.

your generation think you invented everything.

let _____ try and stop us.

i don't think i could stand having you forget me.

what's the point of winning, if by winning, you lose what you were fighting for?

did all this happen in just a week?

desperate people do desperate, evil things.

i tried my hand at being a hero. i failed.

is it all just a game for you?

no one can be brave every minute of every day. no one can be brave all the time.

i don't exactly have a family.

your friends are your family now.

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The sort of man to speak very calmly while somehow managing to make it seem threatening.

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He has a SOLDIER to intimidate.