old as balls

adu // she/her // full-time procaffinator // full-time gaylord

[corvophobia]

1000 days without them..

[neenarchive]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[hangsawoman]

i just wish it was easier. like. in general

[spidermimi]

So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her

[spidermimi]

Ah.

[misanthropiczombie]

Ngl ive had Gideon the ninth in my to read pile on my kindle app for months and this post is what inspired me to finally open it now

[misanthropiczombie]

Ah, I see.

[ruffboi-mags]

......well now I'm curious.

[spidermimi]

[parkchanwoohoo]

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[amourduloup-deactivated20210512]

David Madsen, Confessions of a Flesh-Eater

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

[unpersoniverse]

has anyone done this yet

[margarettherelentless]

Unreliable Narrator: Not Paying Attention

Unreliable Narrator: Actively Hallucinating

Unreliable Narrator: Six month old Infant

Coming soon in the Unreliable narrator series! Ancient Rage Barbie!

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[drizzledrawings]

The season ended right here btw nothing happened after this

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

how it feels scrolling through the arcane tag and seeing everyone mourn and then seeing the caitvi shippers

[mournfulroses]

big "I care infinitely, to my core, and it sickens me" energy

[mobydyke]

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live