I'm Funny, I Promise

[segamascott]

[strawbebbynya]

[homophobla]

I have such a good dash

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[segamascott]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this dumbass fake tweet screenshot from reddit had me in hysterics earlier for some reason

[aflo]

Blocked by mr and mrs freaky deaky doo... becomes old and withers away

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[rattlesnek]

Prev is a salty sailor

[segamascott]

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[creepiedaughter]

[srdcovka]

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying