[sasoraye-deactivated20200129]

[arthoerina]

“you want to kill your circumstances”

[luvmangosdope]

You want to kill your pain

[arcusxx]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[depsidase]

[i-am-a-fish]

nsfw (not safe for worms)

[diddlydarnshame]

[i-am-a-fish]

excuse yourself

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[queerpride]

Couple goals

[i-am-a-fish]

It’s finally OCTOBER!!!!!

here, take my bottle of Spook Spray! If you get spooked this month with all the shenanigans going on, this will protect you from any monsters, nightmares, and bad thoughts! You don’t have to reblog this for it to work! Just click the image for a spritz! Have fun everyone!!

[wholesomemes-archive]

[shittyasmr]

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

It’s worse

[haru-desune]

This is frightful

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[bob-belcher]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[everythingfox]

Waking up on a Monday

Photo by Ryan Askren

[animalwoonz]

Instagram: @animalwoonz

[katsen13]

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

[one-of-the-birds]

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

[catchymemes]