Relax, We’re All Crazy. It’s Not A Competition.

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[katsen13]

Hiya!

~A few notes for my blog~

Feel free to reblog anything! I don’t care if it’s super old or an ask from someone that I answered, if it’s here it’s fair game to reblog.

I have 2 side blogs, 1 of which is @katsens-writing. Just about everything I’ve written is there, from fandom stuff to writing prompts, so feel free to check it out! The other blog is @my-mind-wandered-off. It’s a bunch of random stuff and I’ll probably end up deleting or archiving it.

My ask box is always open and Anon is on so feel free to send me stuff. If you’re worried it would be too random, no worries I love random stuff! Just look at some of my answers to asks I’ve gotten before! 😂

If I ever use a word or term that is offensive, please let me know so I can correct it!

[subtlehysteria]

May I add some Bloody to your Mary with a dash of Adrian-Simon bestism?

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[lutheban]

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[cannedcream]

And once again, the internet makes learning history and science a thousand times more interesting than school ever did.

[tsvrcm-deactivated20161229]

I love shit like this.

[department-of-fagriculture]

I was totally having thoughts along these lines and along comes tumblr to pretty much sum it all up. Bravo~

[madeofmxxnlight]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[katsen13]

Happy blackmail day!

Aww shoot, I missed it again?! I really need to add that to my calendar.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a drop-pod mechanic. To pass the time, you write a short, encouraging message on the inside of every pod you repair. Today, a heavily scarred veteran comes looking for the person whose message kept him sane.

[mar64ds]

‘enemies to lovers’ sure okay, but nothing wil ever beat THIS dynamic

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

no more happy april fools…it’s cancelled

this bird is sleepy…and demands rest this year. with its favorite pillow…please go home…thanks.

huh……….oh????

!! it was not cancelled. you have been fooled………..by two april fool beepers….no cancel….no pillow…..they chat amongst themselves and decide to tell u to have a double good april 1st……………

[katsen13]

Happy April Fools!

[katsen13]

Happy ides of March

Thanks! I celebrated with a chicken Cesar salad for lunch.

[katsen13]

Happy Lets All Stab Cesar Day to whoever celebrates it! 🔪

[valenalentine]

[katsen13]

Happy birthday!

Um thanks? Are you Frosty the Snowman? 😂

[katsen13]

What do you give a hotel as a Christmas present?

New carpet, 5 handheld vacuums, and dozens of buckets of paint all the same color. Oh and some business would be nice.

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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