Durex Server Quotes

I make incorrect quotes about a discord I’m in! 😩🤚

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Kookos, preforming surgery on Guff : If you don’t go to sleep in the next 5 minutes then I’m starting the surgery.

Guff : Sorry I’m asleep now.

Big G : I don’t think that’s how it works-

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Basically 1:49 am

Kookos : *Trying to write a poem*

Big G : *Just wanting to listen to a song*

Neurex : *Ranting about Poems*

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Neurex : *Literally writing a fan fiction in chat*

Big G : 👁👄👁

Beach ball : 👁👄👁

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Neurex, setting down a card : Ace of Spades.

Beach ball, pulling out an undo card : +4.

Big G, pulling out a Pokémon card : Jolteon, I choose you.

Guff, trembling : What are we playing!?

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Celeste : There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

Beach Ball : Have everyone stand.

Big G : Bring three more chairs!

Ender : The most important ones can sit down.

Mocking : Kill three.

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Celeste : Are we really going to let Beach Ball keep Big G?

Ender : We kept Mocking.

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Antispam : *Basically dies*

Mocking : Good riddance!

Kookos, smiling : I have someone I want you all to meet!

Antispam 2 : Hey guys!  Mocking : WHAT THE FU-

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Big G, panicked : *kicks door open*

Neurex : What did you do?

Big G : NOBODY DIED!

Neurex : WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!?

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Ender : *dials 911* 

Ender : Hey I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again.

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Kookos and Guff : *literally trying to kill each other*

Any new person on the server : So, uhm. Should we say something-

Big G : No this is pretty normal.

Mocking, nodding : And hilarious af.

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Kookos : Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Guff : Please never become a surgeon.

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Mocking : You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! Your not the person I married!

Antispam : Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And I am not taking the kids!

Dreamer, pushing the monopoly board away from them : ...maybe we should stop playing.

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“Can I copy the homework”

Big G : I can help you with it manz!

Bel : Yeah, sure.

Mocking : Bold of you to assume that I did the homework.

Ender : lol nope.

Kookos : Wait, we had homework!?!?!! Neurex : *Read 5:55pm*

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Dreamer : I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you guys have going on!

Antispam : It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Mocking isn’t. 

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The boys before Big G’s wedding

Guff : Well I have to go guys, I have a wedding to attend.

Neurex : Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Mocking : Oh, I also have a wedding to attend too!

Kookos : I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDING TO ATTEND

Beach ball, panicked : I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE GUYS.

Big G : This would make a great fan fiction.