What the voice in my head says.

Marta. Christian. Definitely asexual, probably aromantic, not queer. Ravenclaw's graduate. Sherlocked. Addicted to YouTube.

[never-upon-a-time]

This blog will be deleted sometime this week and if you’ve been waiting for a good moment to the same - it has come.

[never-upon-a-time]

I haven’t logged in in months but it looks like nobody’s missed me so it’s fine :)

Life without Tumblr is very nice, 7/10, I would recommend it.

Bye for ever.

[never-upon-a-time]

I hate tumblr. Quitting in 3, 2, 1...

[borinq]

If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it

[never-upon-a-time]

I would if it wasn’t two weeks late…

[ilovemesomejayonce]

[cosmicangst]

does anyone have like a default obsession

like your mind switches through these current obsessions and once the hype kind of dies down, there’s always this one fandom that it switches back to when there’s nothing else new and it’s like always there without fail

[adeardreams]

[asieybarbie]

more #Blackout selfie beauties! <3

afatblackfairy | myqween

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

[bestnatesmithever]

real talk

[eeyore9990]

Speaking as a person who is edging up on middle age in the adulthood department: this applies to life in general. You see those adults around you who are adulting and making it look easy? They’re totally faking it. No one knows what the fuck they’re doing. We’re all just shredding the boring shit and hoping we don’t fuck up too badly.

[heartwave]

can you tag your #blackout posts?? i love your blog but this movement makes me rly uncomfortable

[asieybarbie]

took a page out of Oskar's book and did some #Blackout selfie drawings! 

top to bottom: indikos | africanaquarian | aeon-fux | amidsomernightsdream

[goatsintotes-deactivated2017060]

[lorde-of-the-hobbits-deactivate]

I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS

[deppsex-deactivated20131002]

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

[50-shades-of-thorin]

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

[time-lady13]

who else has fucking scissors for hands

[vacantforever-deactivated202202]

There should be a British version of Friends called Mates. Starring Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, and Tilda Swinton. The theme song should be sung by Anthony Hopkins.

[cumbermums]

Gets my vote!

[sizvideos]

[tunte]

Why

[loremerchant]

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

[tha-spaso-koupes]

holy shit

[justalifelongphase]

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

[gician]

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

/quick safety announcement

[nijuukoo]

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

[kiokushitakaa]

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

[ohillleavewithyourheadsire]

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

[oniongentleman]

Please call the fire department. We are stuck.

[mugglenetmemes]

all the feels http://ift.tt/1G8Tjim

[thevirginharr-deactivated201601]

One time when I was like 4 I was sitting in my living room staring at the carpet and I said to myself ‘I’m gonna remember this’ and I fucking still remember that exact moment I can’t believe I wasted one early memory on a vision of carpet