A Creature of Whims

|||Bahorel|||29|||NYC||| "He was always ready to smash a window, strip a street of its cobbles and then overthrow a government just to see what would come of it. "

[neveralawyer]

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[askcoldasiceboldasfire]

do you exercise?

[lovrgirl-deactivated20170921]

I drew a really shitty Bahorel headcanon i’ve had for awhile but its so shitty im sorry 

[adoptedthepeople]

Well, my bed’s big enough for the two of us, and if you get in it now, I’ll give you a neck rub before you pass out and keep me up with your snoring.

[neveralawyer]

[he smiled, kissing his cheek once more before bounding off to bed, jumping over two cats and a dog along the way]

[adoptedthepeople]

Nah, I was too busy also working and paying bills and other shit. [And protecting Bahorel’s other clothes from the dog, but he doesn’t mention that.] We’ll get you some more, but really, do your underwear get that much use here anyway?

[neveralawyer]

I only where 'em at work because I'm pretty sure the guys don't wanna see my cock while we're sleeping in those fucking kiddie beds.. I swear, I have a kink in my neck that'll never go away...

[gianteldritchspaceworm-deactiva]

LOOK AT THIS BABY

LOOK AT HER

LOOK

[conquerorwurm]

#i almost didn’t look at this baby #i’m so glad i did

[adoptedthepeople]

Athena ate some more of your underwear, out of love, I think. [He grins, stealing another kiss before pushing his way up. Bending like that hurts his back.”

[neveralawyer]

[sighs, kissing along his neck and shoulders busily] Gross... I was sorta hoping you'd get her to stop doing that while I was gone.

[adoptedthepeople]

[Sticks his tongue out of his smushed up face and pouts a little less loudly.] Stop it, I’m upset.

[neveralawyer]

[Lets go of his face, licking his face and using this as an excuse to get him to open his mouth. Then he kisses it. He even does the dip thing, all dramatic, like in the movies]

[adoptedthepeople]

[Goddamit he was not prepared to be wooed. And now he’s all clinging to Bahorel because if he doesn’t he’s gonna fall.] I missed you, asshole.

[neveralawyer]

Mmmhm, I know you did, sweetheart. It's good to be home.

[adoptedthepeople]

[Sticks his tongue out of his smushed up face and pouts a little less loudly.] Stop it, I’m upset.

[neveralawyer]

[Lets go of his face, licking his face and using this as an excuse to get him to open his mouth. Then he kisses it. He even does the dip thing, all dramatic, like in the movies]

[xoxogriezmanngirl]

why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?

Courfeyrac to Bahorel probably at some point

[adoptedthepeople]

I don’t even know anymore.

[neveralawyer]

…You bitter or somethin’?

Can’t be bitter with me.. just ‘cause I’m the one working constantly, don’t mean you can get all grumpy with me..

[adoptedthepeople]

[Pouts loudly anyway.] Hypocrite.

[neveralawyer]

You're the hypocrite! Don't you make that face at me...

[grins crookedly, pushing his cheeks together and kissing his nose]

[adoptedthepeople]

I don’t even know anymore.

[neveralawyer]

...You bitter or somethin'?

Can't be bitter with me.. just 'cause I'm the one working constantly, don't mean you can get all grumpy with me..

[adoptedthepeople]

I have placed my affections in a very strange place.

[neveralawyer]

excusez-moi

[adoptedthepeople]

Fucking weirdo.

[neveralawyer]

Is that an insult?

[adoptedthepeople]

I have placed my affections in a very strange place.

[neveralawyer]

excusez-moi

[neveralawyer]

Who needs a ring just buy your bae a pepperoni pizza

[neveralawyer]

A Warning: Don't leave your dangly bits exposed with Two Rambunctious Dogs in the house.

[paragonraptors]

courfeyrac my son