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Actual hospital photo of Mitch McConnell and his wife Elaine Chao.

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

movebackintime

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

laziestgirlintown

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid farts, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

“The human heart has hidden treasures, In secret kept, in silence sealed; The thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, the pleasures, Whose charms were broken if revealed.”

Charlotte Bronte

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To the submissives who value obedience

Who don't want to talk back or act out

Who follow rules and instructions as closely and carefully as they are able

Who get genuinely upset when they disobey even by accident

I know you feel invisible and forgettable

I know you see others getting attention because they don't obey

So from me and every other dominant; we see you, your obedience does not go unnoticed. You are loved and appreciated. You deserve praise and play time and infinite affection.

We're proud of you <3

blueeyescleo

rosspadalecki

panoramaaa-deactivated20250601

😂😍😂

gfdmadame

Men can be clueless…

queensadist

People think masculinity and submissiveness are at odds <3 but I don’t think so. Strong masculine men on their knees are a treat. Well-trained and disciplined, they know when to shut up and when to speak. They know how to serve.

ladiesfirstalways

Lessons in love...

jelli-e

I feel like tumblr has lost the plot of bd/sm. mostly it's just all sex, like that's great. but the thing about bd/sm relationships is that its not all sex.

it's your sub getting home and knelling next to you when your on the couch, just resting their head on your thigh, looking up at you with those eyes. watch them stay there and just get dizzy with being below you. knowing that whenever they need that safe space, you are there to provide. you can put a hand on their back in a busy place, that when they get overwhelmed you will take over. that if they have a stressful day and can't make anymore decisions, that's ok angel, i promise you won't have to make another decision for the rest of the day.

The best thing about a bd/sm relationship is it is not just in the bedroom.