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comedy blog

[rosehovick]

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”

[cognitohazardous]

so excited tomorrow is the gender reveal party for my gf’s tapeworm

[neddel]

may the last months of 2017 be the plot twist you have been waiting for

[new-born-band]

ok well the last time you asked for a plot twist we were handed clowns so tuck this post back in ya pocket and save it for later

[eggzaki]

the calming purple of azlyrics

[elasticluv]

[vitosordinationsong]

What performance art collective is this?

[marimopet]

someone please do an astrology reading based off the people in this performance i need to know who i am

[new-born-band]

CAPRICORN IS THE DARK MAN I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW

[wexler]

You gonna throw up or are you gonna smile?

[killams]

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MORE IMPORTANT VIDEO? NO

[learningtoricochet]

“Either in your Mercedes-Benz, which is gorgeous, or my pre-owned Acura Legend, which is alright.”

[77lllll]

[literallysame]

this is performance art

[shittyidea]

Throwing actual turtles at other drivers when you want to pass them like in MarioKart

[generaloperative]

[origami-dolls-blog-blog]

I feel like there’s a whole back sorry to these 2 like they were in high school and never knew each other but then they were put in a group together in English class to do an assignment and they discovered they had soo many similar interests when it came to musicc, books, clothes,etc, but plot twist, they also had similar interest in guys and they fall in love with the guitar player of a band and they fight over him when in reality the guy has a crush on the head cheerleader and when the girls find out they swear never to fight over a guy again. Then they graduate and move to new York and work at a fashion magazine company and live together in a tiny apartment and are just best friends living the dream.

[new-born-band]

or theyre fucking gay

[tropicalmelt]

[divinghoe-deactivated20181123]

Are you in a relationship or just having fun right now?

neither

[shittyidea]

People that trash other people’s taste in music

[new-born-band]

but some people listen to twenty one pilots

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Jaden saying everything we be thinking at 2am

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[dinuguan]

the pov makes me feel like i’m held captive and being tortured

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[we-hella-heart-it]