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[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[ofdirtandbones]

oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it's me ! from an hour ago !

[pir8core]

so my new phone has suggested automatic responses right

[quixoticanarchy]

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

[actuallyapathy]

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone’s like oh he’s fallen into madness again, he’ll be fine later i guess

[warmheartworm]

[deaddolin]

28 today and 66 tomorrow... when will the madness end

[deaddolin]

[783-remade]

is there a label that ACTUALLY means 'attraction regardless of gender' and doesn't have transphobic origins?

yes it’s called “bisexual”

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

lets all take out our intestines and braid them together like friendship bracelets

[banquetine]

That’s weird

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

sorry...

[susiehunsecker-remade]

cant stop thinking about the kieran culkin bus

[susiehunsecker-remade]

where we droppin boys

[tomwambsgirl]

Here's a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this Kieran Culkin bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with "Down with Cis" shirts climbed out and

[gordonsgottasleep]

I can’t believe Aperture actually had a god damn play place/daycare type shit and naturally it couldn’t look less safe

[ludmithjacques]

Wasn’t the blue goo the bounce goo? Look where that broken railing is… Child spared outta there at mach 2

[gunsandfireandshit]

Environmental storytelling

[cursedpinterest]

[marisatomay]

the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences

[thekobrakiddo3]

Is that why it’s so good?

[marisatomay]

YOU

[pr8r]

f scott fitzgerald scared to say god himself is watching nick carraway and his band of socialite hedonists so he makes up an optometrist billboard constantly overlooking them (out of fear, hes scared)

[pr8r]

michael crichton throwing out a version of jurassic park that just says “science, without restraint, can be dangerous. and dinosaurs are cool”

[pr8r]

edgar allen poe’s first draft of telltale heart: “if you kill someone…..you might feel bad about it/:” but he starts trembling looking at it and says “no…..i’m too much of a pussy…to say this”

[screenshotsofdespair]

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

do you promise

[theinformationcollector]

TIL the first hard drive that could store 1 GB was made in 1980 by IBM and weighed the same as an average adult anaconda. It cost $40,000.

via reddit.com

[meatgirlfriend]

Can u just say what it fucking weighed what the fuck

[simsgonewrong]

my sims only friend is his kitchen counter.

[meangirlnurse]

just did a background check that made me list every address i've lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i've lived over the years from my saved addresses on dominos.com. not my proudest moment tbh

[meangirlnurse]

did not anticipate lawyers being the target audience for this post lol