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Hello new readers, and welcome to New Apocalyptia! Here are some links to get you started:
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I mentioned a while back that the apocalyptia characters each “come from” a specific apocalypse, so here they are! I think I got them all?
Marian: Mad Max style vehicle gangs (+Godzilla/Pacific Rim type monsters) Sal: exploitative capitalism (+Godzilla/Pacific Rim type monsters) Kent: conservative scaremongering about sexual promiscuity (+a doomsday cult) Glipix: alien invasions Owen/The Owl: cyborgs (+scientists trying to fix the world after an apocalypse) Gladiator: genetically altered super soldiers Sunrise: plague The Mad Hen: also plague (+scientists trying to fix the world after an apocalypse) The Shark Mutants: chemical/nuclear mutation of animals Lexi: zombies Whiskey: Mad Max style vehicle gangs Connor: end of the world prophecies and chosen ones Dee: kids born after the apocalypse entirely Bunny + Tucker: questionably real demon apocalypse Cannibal Jack: self explanatory
An addendum: Tucker’s apocalypse should actually be “sentient apes take over + attack of killer robots” because I’ve just decided his adoptive parents are a talking gorilla and his murderbot wife. He’s just… very well adjusted. They were good parents.
They act like doting suburban sitcom parents. Murderbot mom had a heart to heart with Bunny where she welcomed her to the family and invited her to call her ‘mom’ and Gorilla dad keeps coming over to fix the sink at Tucker and Bunny’s shack
For the record, Murderbot Mom does not look like a “lady robot”, she looks like a skinless terminator wearing an apron
I got an ask about the characters that weren't included in the original post, so, updated version with all the missing characters I could think of!
Cricket: born after the apocalypse entirely, generally a "children are the future" trope character Joey: cryogenically frozen survivors being thawed in the present Mutiny: mutated survivors after a nuclear apocalypse Riot: alien invasions (plant style) Poppy: the same nuclear wasteland as the Mad Max Vehicle Gang folks but like, without a drivers license cleanFISH: benevolent AI programmed by heroic scientists LOTUS: very very not benevolent AI programmed by guys who got way too into play-to-earn crypto games Deep Mother: genetically altered supersoldiers (AI left in charge of the program) RJ: doomsday cult Butcher Barbie: shares the weird "the purge but forever" murder apocalypse with Cannibal Jack Eld: The Thing (1982) Andy: Mad Max style vehicle gangs (plus a little undead horrors for flavor) The Virus: The Thing (1982) Helix: time traveler from the future (also applies to Older Connor) Doctor Kelly: regretful evil government scientist Percy Adder: AWESOME CYBORG SUPER GENIUS DO A KICK FLIP HELL YEAH (he's from the same junkyard hell as the Mad Max vehicle gangs but he put so many red LEDs in his robot prosthetics that I think he gets his own category now)
I have a quick question about gender affirming care in New Apocalyptia: who would people go to if they want like, badass gender affirming surgery. Like top surgery scars that light up or metal tits or a gun implanted in their body at the same time.
first off-- i need you to know this is the best gender/sexuality question this blog has ever received and i love it
second off-- percy adder is your man!! cyborg body mods are his bread and butter, plus his own transition was about 50% HRT and 50% approaching bottom surgery like he was designing a tricked out custom motorcycle
Did you watch young Justice as a kid, and with that was their any thought to Kent’s son Connor. Or was the Superboy parallel just drawn by me.
That's a coincidence I had not noticed, in spite of Kon-as-Superboy being one of my favorite DC characters! Weird! And I feel old now, because I watched Young Justice when it was airing but I was in college at the time lmao
It doesn't bleed over here much but I LOVE superheroes, a large chunk of my other worldbuilding projects are superhero-based! Those are over at my main blog @xenosaurus c:
Cannibal Jack is now inexplicably present in a popular horror story, hanging out and cooking as usual. Which one would be funniest?
Hannibal (obvious but delightful)
Silent Hill
Dracula (put him next to the cowboy)
Five Nights at Freddy's
Saw
The Blair Witch Project
Twilight (it counts I've seen that baby)
Cannibal Jack is now inexplicably present in a popular horror story, hanging out and cooking as usual. Which one would be funniest?
Hannibal (obvious but delightful)
Silent Hill
Dracula (put him next to the cowboy)
Five Nights at Freddy's
Saw
The Blair Witch Project
Twilight (it counts I've seen that baby)
Cannibal Jack is probably my favorite character. I can imagine him in literally every story with a horror theme just in his shitty Hawaiian shirt and suspicious apron making some concerning curry and everyone knows and addresses him by name. No one questions the food.
this is so funny i think i'm going to make a poll about it lmao
I’ve started doodling @newapocalyptia characters to keep myself sane during classes.
Left to right is Killjoy (my babygirl 🦈♥️), Glipix, Sunrise, and Percy Adder.
All characters belong to @xenosaurus!! Go check out her stories, they’re all very amazing! ✨
Has Kent ever flirted with Whiskey?
for almost any adult character, you can assume the answer to this question is yes lmao
Is Whiskey self aware of his very punny name? (the whole his-name-is-Rye and his-alias-is-Whiskey thing)
I like to think he wasn't, at least until a few years in when someone who'd known him by his real name caught the alias. Just because god, it would be funny.
Follow up to the Anon who said that Cannibal Jack always wears a red-stained apron, and I agree, but I'd like to add that it is always worn over top of a bright spotless hawaiian shirt and the print is always of something relevant to the plot of the episode.
LOVE this vibe for him. god, those would be so funny. i love ridiculous hawaiian shirts.
Is Kent's last name a reference to Dungeons and Dragons jokes about Bards sleeping around or am I reading too much into it?
haha, yes, it is! that's up there with "whiskey's name is actually rye" on stupid joke names in this setting
Sorry if this has been asked before, but do you have any objections/stipulations for people creating fan characters for New Apocalyptia?
I am all for people making fan characters!! I consider any sort of fan works based on my stuff to be a huge compliment!
literally just read the original post and I am in love with this now the moment I wake up tomorrow i'm gonna start working on a 2 panel of that tv opening
also what races are all the human characters or are we free to go buckwild with head canon
go nuts! I'm happy to let people design the characters as they please :)
is there a way to start at the beginning and read your posts in order?
newapocalyptia.tumblr.com/tagged/all posts/chrono should get you what you're looking for! you may need to be on desktop or a browser to use it, tumblr doesn't like chronological order
I'm not sure if someone's already asked this, but you know how there's a bunch of myths about legendary heroes essentially napping until the world's darkest day, like King Arthur? I'd imagine every apocalypse happening at once would wake at least a couple of them up
the cockroach club reluctantly trying to track down a bunch of heroes of legend because THAT COUNTS AS IMMORTALITY, ELD, YOU CAN'T STOP ME while everyone else tries to run interference sounds like a VERY fun little storyline
I picture Cannibal Jack with a stained apron that may or may not be blood of some kind (and not necessarily needs to be red, like green on some occasions, but mostly red)
whenever glipix is in the storyline some of the maybe-blood is green, just to make sure everyone is included in the unease lmao
