Newbie Chat Confessions

Confession blog for newbie chat regulars. Anonymous recommended, but not required. This blog uses the tags: #nctag, #neotag, #neopets, #neoboards, #newbie_chat, and #newbiechat.

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the nc is super toxic and we should all go outside and get lives

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petition to legalize marijuana across neopia

reblog to sign 

[morticianmadeleine]

SIGNING IT. ALSO. LETS UNBLOCK UNCLES. 

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and grapes

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hey OP of the quartz/weed anon submission here again: first of all quartz i'm sorry you felt that way but i'd still totally still smoke a bowl with you regardless. also if the NC collectively got high one day i think that'd be more annoying than entertaining?? except for a few users i guess lol, but for the most part i think a lot of ppl would be obnoxious. that's my other confession. sorry dudes :-(

do you mean like typing in all caps 4ever and laughing bc they came to the never-forgetful realization that their toes always touch each other or share wacko food ideas and combinations that always result in being 96% cheese?

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petition to legalize marijuana across neopia

reblog to sign 

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this 4/20 im going to lurk the nc and call the police on anybody that seems high

JOKES ON U LOSER I LIVE IN A LEGAL STATE 

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this 4/20 im gonna eat a brownie and dungpost on the nc all day with my favorite homies tbh

man i hope i can do that but all of my managers are potheads so probably not 

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quartz would also probably wash an entire tv remote within a blanket. she would also talk shit about herself on newbiechatconfessions because she doesn't have a neopets account that she can use to vent on the nc ❄ ⛄ 🍦

quartz you’re abusing my system here 

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quartz seems like the kind of person that would just POUR A BAG OF SUGAR INTO THE KOOLAID JUG RATHER THAN THE SUGAR CONTAINER AND THEN WONDER WHY PEOPLE THINK SHE'S CONSTANTLY HIGH

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I downloaded the McDonald's app for some coupons. I can't find any coupons :(

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"a blaze-it party one day where we all just get high and hang on the nc" i do that every day, where have you been (-brucicle)

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i was afraid i was gonna get arrested for using a vpn to access neopets w/o gettin frozen and yall think im brave enough to do A Weed? fools

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90% of the time I read something on the NC I think of that episode of spongebob where squidward lays on the ground, accepting the harsh reality of death, taps is playing...

i must have missed that episode 

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@quartz have you ever considered edibles friend?

serious question

[greenaisha]

i took a single bite of a weed brownie once and it still tasted off but ehh :U

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lol i mean yea most edibles taste like shit but you’re not having them for the taste

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can we plan a blaze-it party one day where we all just get high and hang on the nc

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@quartz have you ever considered edibles friend?

serious question

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quartz is self submitting again (shocker)

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i like warpzone she aight in my book