charlie swan deserved better

“Uh, Bells. I put a new can of pepper spray in your bag.”

[tapedeckheart]

[railmerosalie]

I did the thing

[validjiangcheng-deactivated2023]

I wasn't the only one thinking this, right??

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[captainprissyprincess]

I find it so funny that the only main supernatural character in the whole twilight series that has their frontal lobe fully developed is Esme and she doesn't even use it, like go queen give us nothing

[runningwiththewerewolves]

raining, window open, twilight playing, incense burning, thriving

[simpfordemetri]

Bella:YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF RENESMEE

Emmett:

[effervescent-influenza]

Who let her hold the onion like that

[cullenclansposts]

Been making twilight memes today

[twilitty]

The fact that Edward was the only cullen to not have a bed in his room is so funny like I just know Emmett bullied him nonstop for that

[thebestandworstdayofjune]

edward putting deer blood in the soda stream…. effervescent 

[newcanofpepperspray]

@drypudding on tik tok

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[twilightdelusions]

Me every night when I come home from work

[hallucination-edward]

[wear-a-shirt-jacob]

[goudavibrations]

if i had written twilight i would have titled at least one chapter ‘when la push comes to la shove’

[hallucination-edward]