Showing off her new fake boobies

"She's probably in a Bentley, showing off her new fake boobies." Uncle Kracker, I Hate California

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You’re such a tease…what she really wants is for you to piss in her mouth.

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Ciri Lane was very plastic….1800cc over-filled Fuckballs, plastic ass, plastic face. She also had a velvet glove for a pussy and would fuck you bareback, urging you to cum in her pussy (a tip for you: many high-end hookers, age 35+, keep you cumming back by fucking you bareback).

Alas, she passed a few years ago…ran across this picture the other day. RIP, baby.

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She set up shop next to a taco truck charging $10 a squeeze.

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Stripper school, course 132: Wardrobe. Yes, this is a hot outfit….but you can also monetize it by letting a client pay to unbuckle the buckles.

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“Baby, thanks for the Lamborghini…and I love the color. The hood is the perfect height for fucking me. What do you think?”

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“Hungry, baby? It’s feeding time.”

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Are you thinking the same dirty, lascivious thoughts I am about two hot chicks and a baseball bat?

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Stripper school, class 495, senior year: The Job Interview. A strip club manager’s day is a busy one. Get right to the point on why he should hire you.

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Journalism is a dog-eat-dog profession. Sometimes a girl has to get Perfect Fake Tits to snag the interview.

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When she wants to go to the Halloween party as a bar skank.

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Her plump Dick Sucking Lips are insanely hot. Imagine her torturing the head of your cock with them.

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She really loves cumming and passing out at the same time.

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Nikki Benz is Ukrainian-American. Show your support for Ukraine 🇺🇦 by jerking off to her.

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So, plastic is not good for the environment. But when it’s installed in Nicolette Shea, you don’t fucking care.

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I bet she’s a ton of fun in the bedroom.

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Guess what? The waiter gave her the drink for free.

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OK ladies, math is an important life skill. Big Fake Tits = Big Dick Sucking Lips. Solve for X.

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