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HAPPY BDAY VINCENT EDGEWORTH!!!
Happy Bday, funky lawyer man
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
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THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.
Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled!
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?
Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!!
Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.
Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.
If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.
Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!
Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!!
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from— …! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books?
Well, Edgeworth?
While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.
They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.
At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.
I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.
(W-wait, but I’m not—)
WAIT!!!
I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!
We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.
Photo Close-up added to the court record!
As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!
And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo“ was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!
And there’s more!
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture” Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: “Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!” and “Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?
…It’s true that the books are definitely in the library, but look at the books that are immediately next to it, on the left side!
Specifically, the one that is titled “Lowering The Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”. Therefore, the shelf is clearly on the culture surrounding the law itself and popular culture relating to the legal world!
I hardly think it’s odd to see the Ace Attorney manga as an example of either humor in the legal world OR popular culture relating to the law!
O-Oh. I guess you have a point there…
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Hey, wait a minute, pal!
Don’t go pullin’ the wool over my eyes here!
The University Library’s Online Database clearly shows that the comics are filed under “Law and Popular Culture”!
See?
It doesn’t matter whether those comics are related to the section or not; they’ve been listed under it in this library, and that’s nothing but the truth!
And since they’re filed under “Law and Popular Culture”, they’re in the exact right place they’re supposed to be!
The books next to those comics have little stickers that say “Law Pop Culture” on them! That proves the books are on the shelf meant for the “Law and Popular Culture” books!
You can’t fool me so easily, pal!
Oh, I’m not disputing the fact THAT the library owns them…
…but rather, the significance of the original testimony in light of this fact!
Recall, the witness clearly stated, “THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I’M CRYING”
However, as we have just learned, they were in a section explicitly dedicated to depictions of the law in popular culture… Which perfectly makes sense! So let me ask you….
Why did the witness act like seeing the manga in that particular part of the library was such a big deal?!? I’ll tell you why…
The witness has been DELIBERATELY MISLEADING this court this whole time!!!
Who are you, Herr Justice, to say how the human heart can or cannot act?
It’s definitely a fact that the witness is a fan of Ace Attorney. And that’s where your claim falls apart.
You’d be more surprised to see a picture of your big forehead in the newspaper than a picture of me, no?
Maybe I can help with this!
Your Honor! The defense requests a short therapy session for the witness!
The witness stated “I AM CRYING” which means she must be exhibiting some sort of surprise at seeing the novels, but…
There’s discord in her voice!
You say that you were ‘crying’ when you saw the novels, but is that really true? Because you didn’t feel any surprise when you saw them! In fact, you exhibited no emotion at all!
Therefore, Your Honor, this backs up the defense’s argument that the witness is clearly lying!
I would like to step forward as a librarian and witness on behalf of those books being in the library, exaclty where they should be, and I would like to call into question Ace’s knowledge of library call number organization. You see no self respecting library outside of lower education schools would use the Dewey decimal system, and this law library clearly uses the library of congress call number system, a system of organization that would put comics and manga in approximately the PN6900 x000 year range, the x000 being a stand in for most likely the author last name initial or the books title initial and a number , and the year referencing the publication date. These books are right where they should be as you can see next to them a book labeled PN1995 so on. Also it is in fact common practice to label the covera of books as opposed to the spine when the spine is too thin as well as putting the barcode inside the back cover to protect it from damage. Also books are organized by subject not by title so the lack of alphabetical order is ubsurd evidence of nothing, they importance is that they are in call number order according to the library of Congress call number system they clearly use.
Guess who spent the entire day yesterday draw the two dilf fusion
Like I said, the dilf is consumed me whole
WOOOOOOOOO YEAH I FINALLY FINISHED THIS
THIS IS THE LONGEST TIME IVE EVER SPEND ON A PIECE AND IT WORTH IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Anyway Claude agenda anyone? :]
I hate when non black people appropriate aave in general but goddamn the word I hate seeing y’all (but mainly white people) use most right now is “simp”. Y’all bastardized the fuck out of that word and I’m so fucking tired of seeing y’all use it.
I am really begging y’all to please stop using this word. It’s not a good word to use. Please use a different one.
I said this in the notes but I might as well put this on the post itself so y’all know what the term actually means.
So yeah, use something else!
I REALLY DIDNT KNOW SIMP WAS AN OFFENSIVE WORD HOLY SHIT. im not gonna use it from now on
Not directed at above but anyone who doesn't realize Simp is an offensive word while using it to insult people needs to work on their critical thinking skills.
so much aave is now “popular slang” that no one really knows the meaning anymore
[Image: gem-femme, the original poster, replied "@ hardlinebyjulienbakermp3 it's a term to emasculate men who show their feelings 'too much.' It was considered a really serious insult among black men. It's a word that is used to uphold and perpetuate toxic masculinity. Being called a simp is essentially a step away from being called a 'f*ggot' among black men." End descriptions.]
Uh... It's not, though.
Sure, evolution of etymology means words will pick up different slang meanings over time... but it a flat out lie that AAVE invented this word that has just been a corruption of "simple" for over a century...
Wikipedia can provide a brief glimpse into the word's history as it comes into common vernacular. There was a period of time where it was most commonly used as a pejorative in rap but that was far from the word's only usage.
And in any case, incel forums began to popularize the use of the word in their little stratosphere a decade before Tiktok teens did.
Incel forums literally picked it up from gangster rap and are responsible for how it’s spreading now. The current trend with the word is taken directly from its aave context and if you look through the notes I explain to another user how I know this. Just because the same or similar word exists in common English, does not negate the unique context and meaning it has as a term in aave. I never fucking said aave invented the word. If you would look through the notes you’ll see that I said how people are using it is from aave, you fucking ignorant racist lmao.
Also you really think Wikipedia is gonna be accurate about aave when pretty much no institution recognizes aave as its own language and don’t give it the respect it deserves?? I’m giving this information based on my lived experiences as a black person participating in my own culture. There aren’t gonna be any reliable and accurate sources for that thanks to white supremacy constantly trying to erase and bastardize it. And you can either get your head out of your ass and take a black person at their word when they are using their lived experiences to educate people or you can go ahead and keep being ignorant and rely on white supremacist institutions to get your wrong as fuck info about aspects of black culture.
If you’re non black and use the word “simp” in any capacity, I’m blocking you on sight.
🍚 rice discourse y'all reblog and put in the tags your ethnicity and whether you use a fork to eat your rice
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i keep seeing AWFUL skintone ranges in art and picrews so here's some advice
skintone darkness is not a light to dark slider. the skin cloud is a good place to start:
notice how there are different undertones- yellow, pink, red, orange. and there's actually a good range of darkness. the skin cloud isn't perfect but it's a really good example!
i want to mention one specific example- there's not enough mixed race skintones represented in art. now obviously i can't speak for other races, but in my experience, i rarely see a good range of latino skintones (which sucks because i am a mixed race latino!!) not every latino person looks like this:
there are afro-latinos, white latinos, asian latinos, and so much more!! we are not represented by one single skin tone. there are different undertones, different darkness, etc.
and of course, this extends to other races. so please make sure you are representing as many people as possible. if you are not willing to put the effort in, help in other ways. people of color want to be represented.
here are some helpful charts i have found:
yes, i will admit, none of these are perfect resources. but they do help you see past that simple light to dark slider- there are so many unique skin tones!!
please, represent more people of color in your artwork.
white people may reblog, in fact i encourage reblogging, but do not add anything. do not clown in the notes. people of color are more than welcome to add on! <3 reblogging appreciated from anyone.
WHO CHANGED CLAUDE’S AGE TO DILF??????
I mean you’re not wrong bUT WHO??????
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS ALSO HAPPENED TO BOTH VINCENT AND VICTOR WIKI. THE WIKI WROTE BOTH VINCENT AND VICTOR RELATIONSHIP AS “BOYFRIEND” IM GOING TO CRY AND GO FERAL