Every touch is a redefining phrase

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

No, we don’t. Oh god… replacement hips. That’s upsetting. But for now…

[newportprettyboy]

Unnngh... permission to climb you like  a tree?

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

If there’s an expiration date, I’m going to be very disappointed some day. 

[newportprettyboy]

There probably isn't, really. Men don't get something like menopause, right? No, we'll have all the sex until you've gone through a replacement hip or two- 

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

Oh is that all it takes? Well then…

[newportprettyboy]

..It really isn't fair at all that that should still affect me. Shouldn't there have been an expiration date on that?

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

Only were? Damn, I’ll have to try and be more adorable so I can get jumped on again. 

[newportprettyboy]

Welll... it's not actually that hard for me to want to jump you, actually.. I usually just have to see you with your shirt off.

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

No, that was good. You never embarrass me. I just meant, I should probably not talk too much about my personal life. I’m glad you jumped on me.

[newportprettyboy]

I suppose not... but you were adorable and needed to be jumped.

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

Heh, yes it was a bit invasive… I guess I’m not doing well at the whole mysterious author thing. 

[newportprettyboy]

It's okay... you got me mushy enough to jump on you on stage? Or did I embarrass you?

[hisjustingardiner]

[hisjustingardiner]

and there I thought something I’d said made you love me even more….

[newportprettyboy]

Welll.... you probably did, honestly... since they were full of questions about you and me after you told them I was there.

[hisjustingardiner]

That time Wes came up on stage during a Q&A for Urban Soul…

[newportprettyboy]

I was just really excited to be there...

[hisjustingardiner]

I suspect, whatever way it goes.. we will both be happy in the end. But maybe we should get this started…

[newportprettyboy]

Nnnghh... you're right... it is winning either way... whether it's being pinned down underneath that delicious body, or having you shuddering and under my powerr..

[hisjustingardiner]

You seem to have forgotten that you have ways of rubbing against me, which… um. I should stop talking if I want to win said physical altercation, probably. 

Without work and effort the pups will think you brought them a delicious toy or two. 

[newportprettyboy]

..I'm honestly not sure who I'm rooting for at this point.

Siighh.. you like to say that, yes.

[hisjustingardiner]

Hey, you’re quick, and you know my weak points! You have a bunch of weapons in your arsenal. 

You’d better train the dogs before you bring home any finger monkeys… 

[newportprettyboy]

Fine, I guess I'm not against moving it to a physical altercation if that's the only way to settle this. My husband is an Adonis, though, so he's probably win, being the best, and all...

But... that takes work, and effort...

[hisjustingardiner]

Do you really want to get into this? Because I am willing to take this to a physical altercation. You won’t? Good to know I guess…

[newportprettyboy]

What a meanie. How am  I supposed to beat you if we do that?! I suppose I could always bite your wrist and see if it takes you down..? Hmm... one day I'll get those finger monkeys, Mister. Just wait and see.

[hisjustingardiner]

Uh, I have the best husband ever, actually. Hate to disagree with you, there. A mini owl? Have you officially moved on from finger monkeys then? 

[newportprettyboy]

Whoa. That's a bit unfair. I disagree with your disagreeing. Wait.. no... no. I'll never move on from finger monkeys.

[hisjustingardiner]

Much as I hate to think of you in a coma, I’m gad you don’t want to wake up. 

[newportprettyboy]

Why would I? I have the best husband ever and the most adorable baby and the most precious puppies and most precocious but cute cat... of course... you'd think my subconscious would dream me up a mini owl or something, too..

[hisjustingardiner]

#How are you real? #ARE You real?

[hisjustingardiner]

I’m relatively sure that I’m real. But then, I would say that even if I wasn’t real, wouldn’t I? 

[newportprettyboy]

Probably.... well, even if you're a year and a half+ long good dream, I'll be happy staying in this coma.

[black-fog]

[hisjustingardiner]

I’m not sure… they should have to ask for my permission… I think. I’ve emailed my agent about it, to check the rights. 

[newportprettyboy]

It's your book.. your characters.. your world... they shouldn't be able to.. hopefully the magazine was just writing trash..