Don White on Location

Donald White - Male - 30 years A news caster disaster. An Indie Gravity Falls OC Blog.

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I shouldn’t care but some strange triangle is taking my thunder.

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TRIANGLES COPULATE FOR PUBLIC EYE, SCARS CHILD

In today’s unbelievable set of news that really shouldn’t be considered news but here I am reporting it- things got downright Illuminaughty today in the home of resident gun god, Y.V. The public came scurrying in to see the horror terror sight that was two triangles vaguely resembling of the Eye of Providence (I wonder if that makes them related?) have very disturbing intimate relations.

Some reports from the scene included; ‘things are getting illuminaughty,’ ‘IT WAS EVERYTHING I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED,‘  and ‘so that’s the tar that trapped the dinosaurs.’

The child of the trio of parents; the angular duo and flamboyant witch, was unfortunately present for the disgusting display. Which leaves the question on everyone’s mind...

Why the fuck has no one called Child Services yet? I mean, really? Am I seriously going to have to be the one to do it?? What the fuck people?!

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Got a story to share?

Seen any gnomes in the woods? Strange cloaked men chanting? Submit your stories here and we’ll investigate for a report!

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Headcanons!

☠: Their worst habit.

☮: How they keep calm.

♥: How they show affection.

♕: Their most prized possessions.

★: Their favorite celebrity.

☼: Favorite season.

☁: How they feel about cold weather.

☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy.

☹: A thought that makes them sad.

♫: Favorite music genres.

✍: A language they can speak.

✖: A trait they despise in people.

△: Views on lgtbq issues

ツ: A guilty desire of theirs.

☃: Would they build a snowman

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⊰ Sentence Meme ⊱ GOSSIP GIRL EDITION

   Send me one of the following and see my character’s reaction;

“Three words. Eight letter. Say it and I’m yours.”

“Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.”

“Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.”

“ You are disgusting and I hate you.”

“Do I smell pork… and cheese?”

“Is that a bong? I didn’t take you for a stoner…”

“Friends don’t steal other friends’ boyfriends”

“Did you sleep with her huh? You son of a bitch, I ought to kill you!”

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“What happened? What’s wrong? Talk to me.”

“I’m not anyone. I’m me, you can tell me anything.”

“This is not a game!”

“Did you sleep with someone else?”

“You’re starting to scare even me. What did you do?”

“I wasn’t aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?”

“Good luck on your suicide mission!”

“You really know how to hurt people. I admire you for it”

“OH MY EFFING GOD!”

“Watching you fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.”

“This isn’t you!”

“You don’t sound like yourself!”

“Did he dump you because he found out you were satan?”

“I’m surprised you didn’t shoot me yourself.”

“Your world would be easier if i didn’t come back.”

“You were the lightest thing that ever came into my life.”

“Just because we can’t be together, doesn’t mean I won’t love you.”

“Don’t marry him.”

“I love you. I’m in love with you. I’ve tried to kill it, to run away from it, but I can’t… I don’t want to anymore.”

“Stop whatever you’re doing. We need to shop.”

“Once again the world has proven anything you can do, I can do better.”

“I’ll never forgive you for what you’ve done.”

“We’ll get through this together.”

“I want to see all the parts of you, even the ones you are ashamed of.”

“Well, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a tart in my room that I’d rather attend to.”

“I kissed someone and it was a life-changing experience.”

“Be careful walking down the primrose path. You may find hell instead of happily ever after.”

“You’re smarter than you look.”

“I have no time to care.”

“We’re stuck in this meaningless, mind-blowing sex loop.”

“You’d better not be selfish. A woman remembers.”

“Well, you want to go somewhere and talk? Or not talk?”

“Just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t.”

“You’re worth more than a guest lecture fee, everyone knows that.”

“This isn’t Congress. Accomplish something!”

“So dramatic, you should be a writer.”

“Champagne okay?”

“By the way, sandals are not shoes.”

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reblog if it's okay to jump into your ask box to start a random plot.

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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

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Reblog if your muse has ever committed a crime.

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drink coffee until you feel like youre going to die and then pop open a bottle of wine

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Got a story to share?

Seen any gnomes in the woods? Strange cloaked men chanting? Submit your stories here and we’ll investigate for a report!

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“Sometimes, I wanna just start doing shots on camera to see how long it is before they take off the air...”

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Custody Battle of Geometric Propotions

Can someone have 3 parents? One child, who suspiciously looks like the feral child wandering around naked in last weeks headlines, is about to find out! Currently a custody battle between two triangles and a star over one unnamed child is unfolding. Tune in at WWAD News for more as the story unfolds.

;;What the fuck is this, the World Explorer Magazine?;;

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Am I Drunk Enough to Care About My Job?

Shocking headlines and shocking reports say 'no.'

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Is Gravity Falls Feral Child the Missing Link?

Reports state that a naked boy has been seen in the area recently, and locals are debating if he could possibly be the missing link to the human race. He's described as having unwashed brown hair (fur?), and is obviously unbathed. If you see him, please notify authorities so that he may be captured for science. ;And no one's called Child Services?? I can't even....;

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Illuminati Fights Local Witch

Don White here, and in current news, the Illuminati face claim, Bill Cipher, is having throw down with local witch and self-titled disaster, Star [REDACTED]. The fight is currently degraded into petty name calling and empty threats. Stay tuned as I keep you updated with the latest insults and possible hair pulling. Back to you. ;What kind of bullshit do they have me reporting...;

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"Are you sure that you cooked it all the way?"

“Psh. No. Do I look like I went to culinary school to you?” Because there’s definitely a stereotypical look for culinary students. 

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Don looked at the plate of questionable food and back up to the older man in front of him. “Well, you’re gay aren’t you?” Didn’t all gay people know how to cook? His gay neighbor in college did. Man, he missed that guy- well, he missed the food mostly.

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                                  send me a ▲  & i will put our                                   character's  names  into  this                                   generator and  write a starter                                   based  on  the  scenario  that                                   comes up!