Signs
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Craig:Â âYes! I love the penis sign. I was trying to get it lit.â
Later, talking about composition of the same photo:
âIâm going to try to cut the top off.â
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Signs
Craig S. shares photos from his vacation out in the Wild West.
Craig:Â âYes! I love the penis sign. I was trying to get it lit.â
Later, talking about composition of the same photo:
âIâm going to try to cut the top off.â
Fax machine
Screeching of old fax machine near the newsroom.
Ken:Â âYeah, sounds like it could use some lube.â
Jen:Â âHuh?â
Ken:Â âItâs been moaning all week. Wait, this is being taken out of context.â
Commerce
Jen:Â âDan, can we make a trade?â
Dan L:Â âWhat kind of trade?â
Jen:Â âYour banana for my cookies.â
(Both laugh)
Short staff solved
Ken:Â âLuckily,Brady was able to do Miss Reedsburg last night. That didnât sound right.â
Objection your Honor
Shannon:Â âItâs not like I put drugs in MY vagina!â
A & W coupons
Craig:Â âIâm going to look at my hot dog (about calories).â
Reporters laugh.
Wilderness
Craig:Â âHave you ever gone camping?â
Jen:Â âYes, when I was young.â
Craig:Â âIâm not a camping person. Roughing it, to me, would be staying at a Motel 6.â
Dessert battles
Craig:Â âCake will never be pie. Have you ever had dried out pie?â
Ken:Â âI have had bad pies.â
Craig:Â âI like cake. I donât love it.â
Meat
Compare and contrast hamburgers from fast food chains:
Jason:Â âNo one goes to White Castle because its good.â
Jen:Â âWhy do they go?â
Jason:Â âBecause itâs two oâclock in the morning and theyâre drunk.â
Odd guy
While editing a story before deadline:
Craig S:Â âIf you read this story this guy is just a whack-a-doodle!â
Where is the ad?
Overheard advertising sales rep on phone:
âI have a back bottom.â
(Louder)
âI have a back bottom!â
NFL drafts
Ken:Â âPeter Konz is a center and snaps to the quarterback Aaron Rodgers.â
Jen: âThat sounds like fun. âWhat do you do for a living?â I snap balls.â
Make sure
Jason:Â âCan you find out if Ashley is a man?â
Dan C. calls a sister newspaper to check.
Dan C.:Â âItâs a man.â
Numbers
Jen talking to a school district administrator about a referendum question.
Jen:Â âSo, weâre talking about number two?â
(Ken laughs)
Ken:Â âYouâre the one who said it.â
Oh, boy
Craig S: âKen, let me know when youâve got it up.âÂ
(Laughs)
Ken L:Â âI was going to say itâs already up.â
(Laughs)
Fun and games
Ken L:Â âWait, what is this playground equipment called?â
Jen:Â âA teeter-totter.â
Craig S: âYeah, thatâs what they call it.â
Ken L: âBut, itâs got two extra teets.â
Jen: âCall it a wacky bridge.âÂ
Hot in here
Jen:Â âWhatâs the word for brow sweat?â
Ken L:Â âBrow sweat will be my first documented Google search.â