She State on my New 'till I York

official unoffical blog of everyone's favorite shithole state with that one shithole city everybody knows --- [ASKBOX AND SUBMISSIONS OPEN!]

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HAPPY KNICKS DAY

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this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

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Official Post of New York

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[Homer Simpson meme voice] Syracuse would spend it all on an aquarium...AND pressure the Rosamond Gifford zoo into donating their own donor funding pool into the "friends of the stupid fucking aquarium that nobody wants" budget!

syracuse lost all credibility WAY before the aquarium just by letting this thing live until 2027

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steamed hams

literally exactly why albany is not real

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What's the one shithole city everybody knows? And have you ever had a garbage plate?

If we're talking a shithole city EVERYONE knows it's NYC but only because everyone assumes that's the only city we have. and the rats.

If we're discussing the Actual King of New York State's Shit Hole Cities then its a miserable dumbass race to last place between the 3 stupid motherfuckers named Buffalo, Rochester, and Syracuse, which share a single braincell and a generous annual budget of $0.02.

And of course Syracuse would go and spend it all on an aquarium

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Hey gys, im a normal bridge and totally safe to drive under me. Nothing will happen guys just trust me please guys honest

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hey guys

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in case people havent heard just how well the new bridge restrictions were working

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Yeah okay. This time the truck got wedged under and needed a widdle push

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Yeah hi sorry i know im late but yeaj... it happened again

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When will it end

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US Route 11, Parish, New York.

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Official Post of New York

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

doing taxes in New York is just like. did you live in Yonkers this year? do you or have you ever owned property in Yonkers? have you breathed in the vicinity of Yonkers since mercury was last in retrograde? have you looked at Yonkers on a map? have you thought about Yonkers more than once this year? okay lastly, are you a public servant that’s been convicted of bribery?

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Official Post of New York

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State of New York when it comes to silly names of places in New York, please do not forget Weedsport, New York. I went to undergrad with someone from there and she couldn't decide if it was a social blessing or curse.

I think I mentioned Weedsport once before on a post talking about the sheer amount of NY towns that end with port, but frankly I don't think Weedsport is any worse than Gayville, NY.......... Or Swastika, NY.

[toomuchdickfort]

City names in New York are wild. Ignoring New York New York, what do u mean you live in Yonkers? Poughkeepsie sounds like it’s out of a story book with secret magic hiding under the city. I’m fascinated lol

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Official Post of New York

[thequeensthroat]

that new york times accent quiz is obsessed with being like we know who you are and where you are from we have you all figured out we know it all and then being like "you're from yonkers because you call gym shoes sneakers, which ONLY happens in yonkers. CLASSIC yonkers behavior. never happens anywhere else." like first of all nobody is from yonkers,

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Official Post of New York

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so fucked up that the'res a place in new york called Yonkers

that sounds like a fucking made up borough name or something but nope! travel like 45 minutes north of downtown and its fuckign Yonkers Town

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Official Post of New York

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cant believe people actually go see the ball drop dude

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no genuinely that shits gotta be a tourist trap for anyone whos not from new york or new jersey or connecticut and maybe pennsylvania like i have NEVER met anyone from the tristate area who has gone to the ball drop. ive heard from new yorkers themselves that they dont know anyone who goes to the ball drop. im telling you its something for masochists or tourists who chose the city of all places to travel to.

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Official Post of New York

[lavenderpluviophile]

I'm sorry for being gay I'm sorry for being a woman and most of all I am sorry for being a fucking new yorker born and raised

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Official Post of New York

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"Omg you live in new york?? Thats so cool have you seen the statue of liberty??" Babygirl i go to Stewart's on the regular

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Official Post of New York

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What is the opposite of New York?

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Official Poll of New York

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Why are all the cool lesbians in Ithaca?

Cornell injects hormones directly into the water to make lesbians more butch and radioactive. Its not for research or anything, they just think it's funny. They do this in Syracuse and Niagara Falls too but I think that's just the Lead