printf("BEEP BOOP");

MACHINATIONS OF COMPUTER-MIND

[nginsuggestions]

I fell asleep

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Beep...

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Hey N. Ginnie, who is that girl from your childhood? Or it's Nitrus?

That is Doctor Nitrus Brio. My best friend in all the cosmos. He is not a girl. He is an honorable and accomplished man. N. Gin can assure you of this.

[nginsuggestions]

I think I am pregnant.

[nbriosuggestion]

What makes you say that?

[nginsuggestions]

Oh! Doctor Nitrus Brio!

I feel a sensation I can only liken to something clawing at the inner lining of my stomach. I think something is attempting to violently tear its way out. 

To birth itself.

Son of Gin.

[nbriosuggestion]

Yeah, that’s definitely pregnancy.

Congratulations, doctor.

[nginsuggestions]

I am grateful for your expertise in these delicate times, Doctor Nitrus Brio. My cockles are quivering with the warmth of anticipation!

Would... you like to be the godfather?

[nginsuggestions]

I think I am pregnant.

[nbriosuggestion]

What makes you say that?

[nginsuggestions]

Oh! Doctor Nitrus Brio!

I feel a sensation I can only liken to something clawing at the inner lining of my stomach. I think something is attempting to violently tear its way out. 

To birth itself.

Son of Gin.

[nbriosuggestion]

Today N. Gin asked me if Drew Carey was the one who played Skully in The X-Files.

[nginsuggestions]

And he did not, you know.

[nginsuggestions]

I think I am pregnant.

[nginsuggestions]

Whoa N. Gin are you blue because you're a zombie now? I know your rocket keeps you alive but is your body dead?

I am not blue. The other one is. I am the color of the cow’s udder.

My body is not dead, sadly. A shame. Being a zombie would be very cool. At least my soul is dead! Halfway there!

[ninacortexsuggestions]

Hello, Nina. What is your favourite cake flavour?

My fav flavor is cake flavor. Duh

[nginiamhim]

Duh, Nitrus Brio.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

… Ah. Then neither of you care if it’s vanilla, chocolate, or matcha flavoured then? Duh.

[ninacortexsuggestions]

Clearly youve never had cake flavor. Its made from the grey stuff in the wall

[cocobandicootsuggestions]

A-asbestos?

[ninacortexsuggestions]

Hm? Oh, idk wtf that is. The grey stuff uncie puts in my birthday cakes is crunchy and chalky. I dont think its “assbestoes” or whatever you said

[nginiamhim]

Isolaseeon. Eet contains leetle shards of glass and should not be consumed.

[ninacortexsuggestions]

TRY me

[nginiamhim]

SWEETIE NIECE, NO!!!

[nginsuggestions]

Friends. You must not deprive her. She needs the minerals to grow big and strong, so that one day she may crush the skull of the yak under the armpit.

You should all incorporate more of the fibrous silicate into your diet. Here. Surplus from the factory.

[nginsuggestions]

[nginiamhim]

Theory if N gin balance him self perfectly on his rocket could that rocket ignite and shot n gin in to the sky

Hmm…

The math checks out… Taken the missile steel has the propulteeon capacitee eet had at eet’s prime minus expected wearoff…

I theenk “yes”! But the onlee way to know ees to try!

I theenk… Eef I was upset een some way..? Eet seems to activate when N.Gin ees under stress or heavee emoteeon…

Ohhh… N.Gin feels like an icecream dispenser… Hees soft serve ees runneeng out of heem….

[bettonggone]

What the fuck are you doing on your head— uh— rocket.

You’re going to die doing this, N. Gin.

[nginiamhim]

Ehhhh…. Hhh.. Science..?

[novacortex]

Baby, she’s right. I don’t want you getting hurt!

Come on, how about we go to my house and cuddle? I will wear the hoodie you like💜

[nginiamhim]

Maybee Master was right…. Women do hinder science…

[nginsuggestions]

Give me your notes, parallel self-instance. I will continue your research in uninterrupted chastity. That is one of the perks to having no friends or loved ones, you know. No obligation to self-preservation. Ginkind is destined to rejoin the stars from whose compressed dust we took shape. This project of yours promises to bring us closer to our destiny than ever before.

[nginsuggestions]

07:53

Testing my self-destruct function today.

[nginiamhim]

Let N.Gin know eef eet works

[nginsuggestions]

Results unsatisfactory. Still suffering from persistent existence, and Master is upset by the mess.

Maybe the chopped espresso maker module will show more promise.

[nginsuggestions]

07:53

Testing my self-destruct function today.

[nginsuggestions]

[nginiamhim]

They WANT to be een there…

[nginsuggestions]

Yes. The worms. My finest companions. My kin. An extension of myself. Do you want some? I am sure they would be at home in your physically identical corpus.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Are they… supposed to be moving like that?

[nginsuggestions]

When they are excited. At the sight of friends and parallel instances of the self, for example. :)

 It tickles. Hee, hee, hee. 

[nginsuggestions]

I miss Nitrus.

It has been so long since we played stomach punchies.

[nginiamhim]

Yeees!! The ultimate success ees to make the victoree juice come out!!

[nginsuggestions]

Ah. So we share memories as well. Fascinating.

Fellow Gin? Would you like to play stomach punchies? For old times’ sake?

Hmm. I wonder. Would us making physical contact cause some kind of entity ID conflict paradox threatening our simultaneous unexistalization?

[nginsuggestions]

[nginiamhim]

They WANT to be een there…

[nginsuggestions]

Yes. The worms. My finest companions. My kin. An extension of myself. Do you want some? I am sure they would be at home in your physically identical corpus.

[ninacortexsuggestions]

STAFF MEETING

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I made a fursona do yall wanna see

[cocobandicootsuggestions]

Oh Nina, that sounds amazing! Show us!

[nginsuggestions]

Little Nina! You have created something? You are so talented. What is a fursona?