Dr. Nitrus Brio

I'm busy, go away!

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Ahm...greetings, doctor, well, I just wanted to know if you were fine and if you need any help. But if not...shall I let you rest? Busy with Dr. Neo Cortex?

The question should be when am I not busy with Doctor Neo Cortex. But I am completely fine, thank you for your concern.

But while mine and Cortex's undefineable relationship is quite the handful, it's nothing I can't handle. I have gotten this far haven't I? And quite successfully too! Ha-haha.

[nginiamhim]

do not let nitrus brio rest.. he does not do eet.. he does morally questionable theengs eenstead.. we can all see the lights are on under the gap of your door, meester…

[drnitrusbrio-science]

From your little hole in the basement? I think not! What are you doing lurking outside my door?

[nginiamhim]

...... waiteeng for you to come out. wetlee....

[drnitrusbrio-science]

... "Wetly"? What part of waiting made you wet?

[drnitrusbrio-science]

OH MY GOD IT'S N. BRIO

uhm,,, what if me and Crash played tic tac toe on your MASSIVE forehead

besides n gin (my king), you're my favorite guy !! :3

"OH MY GOD" did you know that the only thing I love more than being a playing board for tic-tac-toe, is being in second place?

Get out of my sight before I turn "your king" into a frog.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Ah, ok, doctors, @nginiamhim @cortexrules and yourself! Ehem? Do you remember Tawna, the one you met at Tranquility Falls? She stopped you by trying to poison the bandicoot siblings. Do you know her enemy is N. Tropy and she dared to kill her beloved friends Crash and Coco? Why not turning them two back to live in change she and the rest of the bandicoots go away from their own dimensions and never dare to turn back to interrupt your plans of conquering the world and maybe the entire universe? The key is obligate Tawna to sign a devil contract to obligate her to keep her butt and the rest of bandicoot's or else she will lose her friends forever! (I show you three the diabolical contract) Here you have it, dear sirs! What do you say?

#yes please have my copyright and credit

#I'm afraid it's too dark

#in case you end in the jail because of me I'll set you all free

We're not running some sort of charity here. I'm not going to start resurrecting the friends of every lost animal that ends up on our porch (not that I couldn't do it! I'm sure I could). Especially not considering these ones in specific are so hard to get rid of in the first place.

I have a soft spot for Tawna, I do, but I am not going to start undoing all the hard work of the Tropy in that dimension just for the heck of it. Our own Tropy is annoying enough to deal with.

Tropy squashed Crash and Coco 'til they were gone and done, so good on her(?), I say.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Ahm...greetings, doctor, well, I just wanted to know if you were fine and if you need any help. But if not...shall I let you rest? Busy with Dr. Neo Cortex?

The question should be when am I not busy with Doctor Neo Cortex. But I am completely fine, thank you for your concern.

But while mine and Cortex's undefineable relationship is quite the handful, it's nothing I can't handle. I have gotten this far haven't I? And quite successfully too! Ha-haha.

[nginiamhim]

do not let nitrus brio rest.. he does not do eet.. he does morally questionable theengs eenstead.. we can all see the lights are on under the gap of your door, meester…

[drnitrusbrio-science]

From your little hole in the basement? I think not! What are you doing lurking outside my door?

[drnitrusbrio-science]

When you destroyed Cortex's space station weren't you afraid that you would kill N. Gin too? What about Tiny Tiger?

What? No. Had I been out to kill anyone, I wouldn't just have blown up the space station. Everyone I know can survive an explosion like that. I was just proving a point.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

I'm sorry to say, but you did not age gracefully. How are the three of you the same age?

Well, excuse me for looking mature and refined. I can't help that the other two don't look a day over twenty.

[nginiamhim]

twentee.....? you are so eloquent wheeth your words, nitrus brio.....

[cortexrules]

Uh-oh! Sounds like someone has pulled themselves a new admirer, N. Brio. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink. Careful or you'll break their little heart!

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Their heart, their problem, I say.

And yes I am pretty eloquent, thank you.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

I'm sorry to say, but you did not age gracefully. How are the three of you the same age?

Well, excuse me for looking mature and refined. I can't help that the other two don't look a day over twenty.

[cortexrules]

10.000 likes and I'll create a Twitch.tv account.

[cathasacrayon]

Don't you have time be either attractive or good at games to be a good streamer?

[cortexrules]

Yes, just imagine what I will be able to do with BOTH.

The Internet is simply not ready!

[cathasacrayon]

... well, i certainly can't be the one to take the choice away from you.

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Here's a suggestion, go ahead and turn on stream when you are crafting a new weapon and chat can donate for you to use it on a target they want, make something else, etc trust me, people like weird science they can't comprehend, that's better than seeing your magnificent beautyness sitting down and playing a shooter when you can BE Da shooter

[cortexrules]

Really? People will pay me to construct and destroy? Soon you'll tell me there are entire streams for watching something silly like a fool consuming food, or taking a nap, too!

This is good. I'll be emptying every pocket the Internet has to offer! Yes! Watch as the great Cortex giveth and taketh away!

Not bad, Nell. I knew there was a bit of Cortex left in you.

[nova-chant]

I dunno, I'd pay to see Dr. Cortex to play some horror games!

[asknterdimentionalloser]

Honestly me too hehe

My thing is just a lil' suggestion

[cortexrules]

You forget that this doctor is a multifaceted disco ball of ingenuity! I can manage a bit of variety, I'm sure.

[nginiamhim]

n.gin weel be your number one watcher... everee month... n.gin weel... kappa.. and pog...

hmm.. @drnitrusbrio-science deed you not have a stream account...?

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Yes. I've tried a few different things.

The most popular one was when I filmed myself working with some music playing over it. "Lofi" or whatever it's called. I made Tawna send me a playlist.

But my favourite was my 10-hour-no-blinking-eye-contact-stream. I made sure to scoff now and again to ensure that the viewers felt bad about what they were doing too. That one had no music.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[nova-chant]

@drnitrusbrio-science

[drnitrusbrio-science]

I would be making fentanyl. Hm. Today's project perhaps.

[nginiamhim]

did eet go well....?

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Eh. It went fine. Weaker effect than usual and some side effects, but nothing intolerable. Do you want some?

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[nova-chant]

@drnitrusbrio-science

[drnitrusbrio-science]

I would be making fentanyl. Hm. Today's project perhaps.

[neocortexsuggestion]

Someone please help me I’ve been imprisoned as a Bandai collectible toy. For the love of god please break this curse I haven’t blinked in two years.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

So that's why it's been so nice and quiet around here.

[neocortexsuggestion]

That’s right laugh it up but I bet you don’t retail on eBay for $19.46.

[nginiamhim]

we must EENVEST and buy een BULK to EENCREASE market value!!! bueeld DEMAND!!!!

[neocortexsuggestion]

Finally someone thinking with their brain cell. That’s what I’m talking about, hop on that N Gin. Don’t use the company funds I’m going to give you the routing info of my personal banking account.

Dr. Nitrus Brio PHD DDS

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Withdraw $1.5 million and buy out the market. Together, we will rule the world of collectible figurines…

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Pah. If you find any money on there, let me know.

I haven't stored any money "online" since I got that banking fee - or whatever it was.

They have no right to bill me for safekeeping my hard-earned money. I can do that myself for free.

[neocortexsuggestion]

Someone please help me I’ve been imprisoned as a Bandai collectible toy. For the love of god please break this curse I haven’t blinked in two years.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

So that's why it's been so nice and quiet around here.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

N. Gin. I need you to push some crackers under the door to my room. It's urgent.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Or anyone actually.

[nginiamhim]

nitrus brio...... thees situateeon ees getteeng out of hand... we are out of flat foods...

would you please admeet you are trapped een there.

[cortexrules]

That's it! I'm bringing the hover board around. Clear the windows for landing, N. Brio!

[drnitrusbrio-science]

No! You can't- I mean sure, fly up here if you want to ruin the surprise. Here I was working on something for you both, but if you don't want it, fine by me.

[nginiamhim]

thees ees a ruse.... he has run out of supplies...

n.gin weel get the automateec battereeng ram.. and stair climber.. and.. weld them together...

[cortexrules]

Battering ram?? But that door costs money! My money!

[nginiamhim]

oh noo.. the precious funds of Master..

ehhmm... we could.. travel back een time to before eet was destroyed...? or..

ah..! collect nitrus brio after hees... expirateeon. and n.gin can.. replace the broken beets... hee hee hee... yees.. we weel be patient...

[drnitrusbrio-science]

...

Alright fine! I get it! I admit.

I can't live off of the flies getting stuck to my windowsill anymore. Please come back with the hover board... I promise to not try to push you off again.

[nginiamhim]

you DO...??? what a strange day.....

but.... your mechaneecal suit ees readee to pilot your husk.... eef you want to try n.gins idea... for a leetle beet...

also.... you need to stop eateeng the flies... our spiders are lookeeng malnoureeshed.....

[nginiamhim]

you said please.... n.gin has come to hees senses and weel prepare you a peebeejay......... a pj.. weeth "and"....

[drnitrusbrio-science]

... Thank you.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

N. Gin. I need you to push some crackers under the door to my room. It's urgent.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Or anyone actually.

[nginiamhim]

nitrus brio...... thees situateeon ees getteeng out of hand... we are out of flat foods...

would you please admeet you are trapped een there.

[cortexrules]

That's it! I'm bringing the hover board around. Clear the windows for landing, N. Brio!

[drnitrusbrio-science]

No! You can't- I mean sure, fly up here if you want to ruin the surprise. Here I was working on something for you both, but if you don't want it, fine by me.

[nginiamhim]

thees ees a ruse.... he has run out of supplies...

n.gin weel get the automateec battereeng ram.. and stair climber.. and.. weld them together...

[cortexrules]

Battering ram?? But that door costs money! My money!

[nginiamhim]

oh noo.. the precious funds of Master..

ehhmm... we could.. travel back een time to before eet was destroyed...? or..

ah..! collect nitrus brio after hees... expirateeon. and n.gin can.. replace the broken beets... hee hee hee... yees.. we weel be patient...

[drnitrusbrio-science]

...

Alright fine! I get it! I admit.

I can't live off of the flies getting stuck to my windowsill anymore. Please come back with the hover board... I promise to not try to push you off again.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

N. Gin. I need you to push some crackers under the door to my room. It's urgent.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Or anyone actually.

[nginiamhim]

nitrus brio...... thees situateeon ees getteeng out of hand... we are out of flat foods...

would you please admeet you are trapped een there.

[cortexrules]

That's it! I'm bringing the hover board around. Clear the windows for landing, N. Brio!

[drnitrusbrio-science]

No! You can't- I mean sure, fly up here if you want to ruin the surprise. Here I was working on something for you both, but if you don't want it, fine by me.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

N. Gin. I need you to push some crackers under the door to my room. It's urgent.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

Or anyone actually.

[drnitrusbrio-science]

N. Gin. I need you to push some crackers under the door to my room. It's urgent.