LMK NINJAGO CROSS OVER, BUT IT'S JUST LLOYD AND MK SWITCHING PLACES FOR A WEEK
Tang (possibly Pigsy, too): Wow, that sounds like a lot to go through as a child. And you bodily became 18 when you were 12? I'm so sorry, they shouldn't have done that to you..
Lloyd: Well-- it was to save the city--
Tang: What did that city ever do for you? I mean, your whole life is just one tragedy after another; your mother abandons you, your father is locked away, you get sent to a boarding school to make you evil and you still get bullied there. You're manipulated multiple times by adults, and sure, you tried to do that once to them, but you were a child. They were adults. That's not fair.
Lloyd: It was destiny, I had to because of the prophesy...
Tang: No, you had a choice. You didn't have to do all that, and even if you wanted to, you could've waited till you were mature enough to understand the severity of it. Your uncle trains you-- actually, he forcibly takes you, which legally would happen anyways as your only relative, but the law was never involved, not to mention you were under the impression you'd be hurt.
Tang: It's not your fault either. You were coerced into it. The prophesy never said when you had to defeat your father, right?
Lloyd: Well, I don't entirely remember....
Tang: You needed an adult who wasn't going to use you, and you never got that. You never got a childhood, and that's terrible. I'm so upset that this happened to you because no kid deserves this. I'm not completely okay with MK being the Monkie Kid; I mean, look at all the danger it's put him through - but at least he was an adult, old enough to make his own conscious choice.
Tang: It's no pro-- wait what?
MK: And you have elemental powers?! Oh, that's so cool! I don't have any of those, really. I mean, I can do a lot of things that the Monkey King can do, but I don't think controlling elements was one of them.
Zane: It is awesome, of course, but we have years of years of unpacked trauma.
Red Son: Your father... was okay with you becoming a hero?
Lloyd: He wasn't the best, but it's not completely his fault. The whole venom and oni thing really messed him up. He knew what he was, and he... deep down, he wanted a safe world for me, and fhst meant a world without him.
Lloyd: So, uh, you want to be like your father?
Red Son: Well, of course I do! I'm not some a simple-minded peasant like Noodle Boy or Dragon Girl! My father's legacy is one to behold with pride.
Red Son, sighing: but my father barely recognizes my greatness; and Noodle Boy and his peasant friends do....
MK: Why is... why.. (MK, trying to talk about Garmadon)
Wu: Ah... My brother and I share Oni and Dragon blood... when he was bitten by The Great Devourer, it caused his blood to turn cold.
MK: Does that mean you can become evil too?
Wu, caught off guard: Oh. I..
Wu, sighing: Yes. That is a possibility. I trained my students the best way I knew how... I.. admit I wasn't the best
MK, smiling brightly: HAHA, yeah, you weren't!
MK: Wait-- you ABANDONED your son to an evil school?!
MK: Why not send him to a normal school?! Or with Mister Wu?! If you knew he was gonna beat up his dad, wouldn't it have helped if he grew up with morals???
Lloyd: I mean no offense, Sun Wukong, but I don't know why MK still likes you.
Wukong: Honestly, I don't either