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got held up in traffic today cause some noob couldnt drive the fucking loop-de-loop. lmfao fucking coward
ok but robotnik's kind of a dilf tho
he's literally a war criminal can we NOT do this tumblr
@wispgender dont u literally simp for nominatus like who is one to talk
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saw sonic the hedgehog irl once. he showed up at my village, released 30 feral pickys in the town hall, paid the ice cream vendor roughly a thousand rings for a single chili dog, told me not to waste my life worrying about the little things, and then caused a fucking tornado
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ok and??? you're not special
THIS WAS A PERSONAL POST GO AWAAAAY
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sucks that sticks the badger hates all technology you know she would do NUMBERS on here
being an islander be like "are those the kind of eggsplosions i should worry about or the kind of eggsplosions that are gonna repair our crops, fix the economy, and bring my dead grandma back to life"
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being a continenter be like "oh great what primordial diety has risen from the grave to block traffic and fight a 15yo today"
being a chao be like "chao chao chao chao chao"
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hold on if sonic the hedgehog is jewish then how is he santa claus
hey guys real question are human/mobian relationships problematic
op is about to start the anthro church schism of the fifteenth year all over again
ok but in all seriousness did your mom never teach you that part of history
someone doesn't know about the united federations public school system
what the fuck is a public school
are we gonna talk about op's chaos radiation fetish
ok but am i the only one who thinks that the public school system would be a good idea if handled right? like i know it's traditional to learn from your parents and then experience the world on our own from the ages of 7-13 but like combining all our knowledge and learning together doesnt seem like a bad idea
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bitch that's what the internet is for
yeah where else am i gonna learn to make infinite chaos emeralds
"infinite chaos emeralds" that's called the phantom ruby
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everybody on this site has brain damage
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if anything happens to this blog i genuinely hope eggman blows us all up as punishment
Hey guys! Sorry to do this again but rent's a little tight this month :( If we've ever solved a case for you guys or made you guys smile, please consider sending a ko-fi our way! we just need a few rings to get through the month <3
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do we ever talk about that time the sky turned blood-red and shadow the hedgehog's demon dad descended from on high to murder us all and we only barely survived
shadow fixed it it's fine
yeah that was like twelve apocalypses ago move on
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kinda wanted to bang black doom tbh
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THE DEVIL???? FROM THE BIBLE????
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yeah. move over gayboy i'm boutta be shadow's new dad
starting a conspiracy that time hasnt moved since 2006
why the fuck was i shadowbanned after posting this
tfw you finally save up enough rings for ice cream and you go outside and get hit by swatbot pieces and the rings just go fuckin everywhere
so did y'all see that genesis wave or was it just me
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the virgin tweeter "if you use a bad word in the same tweet as the word 'cream' you get obliterated off the site" vs this chad site of "i want to put knuckles back in a microwave"
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ok posting my first fanart to this site pls be nice! <3
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why does tails look like he's always about to say "it fucken WIMDY"
Hello, @emeraldfwuitgummy!
I actually quote that image on a constant basis! Sonic thinks it's hilarious every time. He's quite the fan of memes, and it's nice to get a laugh out of him!
Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD
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SO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT TAILS WAS ON THIS FUCKING SITE OR--
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do. do you not know he created tailblr. dude it's in the name lmao
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didn't eggman invent this site???
THE EGG ABANDONED SCRAMBLR IN ITS TIME OF NEED AND THE FOX RAISED US FROM THE ASHES. YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HIM
Hello, @milfwisp and @veganswatbot!
Very good question! This site was Eggman's until I ate his bones. Thank you for engaging! :D
Dr. Miles "Tails" Prower, PHD
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