Greetings, Thots.

Probably one of the queerest people you'll ever have the pleasure (or displeasure) of knowing.

[hope-ur-ok]

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she sounded heavenly while singing this tonight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i've been meaning to share:

bone china is called bone china bc yes it contains bones!

i'm not saying that autistic bees exist but autistic bees exist

for 15 years sweden thought russian submarines were invading its waters; it turned out to be herrings farting

cows have regional accents

sometimes massive fields of ice eggs wash up on beaches. literally just ice shaped like eggs. that is a thing that sometimes happens and i derive joy from this peculiar world

[nina-scribbles]

Drarry x Atlantis Au; featuring Harry’s gay panic 🧜‍♀️💙

[mangobeast]

good night kiss

[ID: An illustration of Kirk and Spock from Star Trek sharing a kiss in Kirk’s quarters. Spock is standing at a relaxed parade rest while he bends slightly to reach Kirk’s lips. /end ID]

[upthehillart]

here’s what’s up👀

Heyoo! So: at the moment I don’t really have art in the works to share, but that’s because I’m working on a couple of other things! Let me briefly tell you about them! :)

1. Drarry Project  This is something I started working on in 2019 - some of you might remember participating in a questionnaire about it? So this is it, and it’s finally coming to fruition!! This will be a Drarry zine with exclusive art and ficlets (written in collaboration with my talented bestie @shewhomustnotbenamed​), as well as a coloring/puzzle game book and a pin and prints and stickers and more - all Drarry!😇 I am hoping to open the shop for pre-orders within the next few months - I will definitely keep you updated about it! :)

2. Pansmione Fanfiction  I’m finishing up writing and drawing for a Pansmione fic of ~30-40k words :) It’s somewhat niche maybe - they’re both Aurors on a mission and have to survive in the woods without wands hahah It’s smutty and explicit and not for everyone I guess, but maybe some of you will be interested - I’ll let you know when it’s being posted!😏 I really hope I get it done this year!

So there’s that! Naturally, if I do end up drawing more fanart (these projects aside), I’ll post it! Just wanted to give you a heads-up in case you don’t hear from me for a lil bit :) Thanks for sticking around!!🥰

[botanyshitposts]

a couple months ago someone sent me an ask asking if I’d ever heard of Boquila trifoliolata and I was like ‘no way. this can’t be real’ and i looked it up and it was and I forgot about it until just now when my supervisor and I got sidetracked and I looked it up again to prove to her that it’s real and found out that not only does this plant vaguely mimic the leaves of whatever plant it’s vining on, it does it when it climbs on fake plants too so any theories about how it does it that include gene transfer or chemicals or touching it in any way are just out the window and those were like, the only theories the original researchers had about how it might be doing it. so anyway I am screaming and crying and whatnot

[elephantbitterhead]

The more you read the better this gets – from Krulwich, Nat Geo 2016:

Boquila feels more like a cuttlefish or an octopus; it can morph into at least eight basic shapes. When it glides up a bush or tree that it’s never encountered before, it can still mimic what’s near. And that’s the wildest part: It doesn’t have to touch what it copies. It only has to be nearby. Most mimicry in the animal kingdom involves physical contact. But this plant can hang—literally hang—alongside a host tree, with empty space between it and its model, and, with no eyes, nose, mouth, or brain, it can “see” its neighbor and copy what it has “seen.”

(Artifical plant modeling & c. discussed in White & Yamashita, Plant Signaling & Behavior, https://doi.org/10.1080/15592324.2021.1977530)

[that1girlarreis]

Don’t like this at all! Thank you!!

[bogleech]

There’s increasing consideration that plants could have forms of vision :) https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/veggies-with-vision-do-plants-see-the-world-around-them/

[revretch]

And now that has me thinking again of how well an octopus’s skin can see (because their actual eyes, which are better than ours, are colorblind): https://www.theverge.com/2015/5/22/8643965/octopus-cephalopods-skin-light-detection

We already know their arms have their own brains: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/11/201102120027.htm

EDIT: On the topic of plant vision, went looking and it turns out plants can see color: https://www.cannagardening.com/influence_of_colors

[revretch]

Also here’s an image showing how good the vine (V) is at mimicking the tree (T) it grows on:

Source: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Leaf-Mimicry-in-the-Climbing-Plant-Boquila-trifoliolata-Pictures-of-the-twining-vine-B_fig1_261917750

[small-witch-big-hat]

Bonus points for including sources

[upthehillart]

2022 Redraw of 2016 Marauders

[upthehillart]

Old habits die hard

[wilted]

The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you’re an aceggot?

[charlottearthistory]

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[diarygirls]

love languages

cut up fruit on a plate

doing work at the same table

adjusting someone’s collar, brushing off lint on their shoulder, fixing their hair

bringing home leftovers

excited text messages 

[h0odrich]

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi