[3000s]

[i-am-a-fish]

they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

[laterkiss]

tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[playwolves]

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

[kosmogrl]

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[brushoflips]

[stimmypaints]

[2201]

how it feels to listen to fake plastic trees by radiohead

[lilalienz4ever]

[ianthewife]

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[kosmogrl]

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

[fayriequeene]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey