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simmons: i am not a virgin!! i touched a bra once
grif: oh? whoâs bra ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
simmons, with confidence: ALGE-BRA
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grif: haha simmons u virgin
simmons: i am not a virgin!! i touched a bra once
grif: oh? whoâs bra ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
simmons, with confidence: ALGE-BRA
hello everyone! or⊠whoever reads this post and actually gives a shit about my blog!
ive been writing a new story and just now joined wattpad, where i started posting that very same story. so, uh, it would be like really fucking cool if you guys could check it out:Â https://www.wattpad.com/story/154066654-beyond-what-we-know maybe youll like it, who knows or share it with a friend who you think will like it
but yeah thanks id advance!!
hello everyone! or⊠whoever reads this post and actually gives a shit about my blog!
ive been writing a new story and just now joined wattpad, where i started posting that very same story. so, uh, it would be like really fucking cool if you guys could check it out:Â https://www.wattpad.com/story/154066654-beyond-what-we-know maybe youll like it, who knows or share it with a friend who you think will like it
but yeah thanks id advance!!
hello everyone! or... whoever reads this post and actually gives a shit about my blog!
ive been writing a new story and just now joined wattpad, where i started posting that very same story. so, uh, it would be like really fucking cool if you guys could check it out:Â https://www.wattpad.com/story/154066654-beyond-what-we-know maybe youll like it, who knows or share it with a friend who you think will like it
but yeah thanks id advance!!
yukio: exists
deadpool: fucking superb you funky little lesbian
anyone else upset that theyâre trying to give robots ugly, uncanny valley human faces instead of daft punk heads or tv heads
me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia
julian you canât react to every situation by taking away someoneâs yugioh cards
oh you think so ren? Say goodbye to exodia.
Whatâs with the newfound fear of little girls wanting to be princesses?
If your five-year-old starts saying she wants to be a princess, tell her âprincessâ is a political position and that she has a responsibility to look out for her kingdom. Say youâll be her royal advisor and help her improve her stuffed animal subjectsâ standard of living.
See THATâS how you empower little girls. Not by taking away something they like, but showing them how what they like can be empowering.Â
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sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple, and you shouldnât share it with anyone who believes pitbulls are a naturally aggressive or dangerous breed.
Tucker: âWhat are you gonna do, shoot the weather with bullets?â
Sarge:
so since we see the back of washâs head in s10 does he actually have a face or is he just like. slenderman but with blond hair??
Actually NoFace with blond hair.
A wooden leg and eye patch in reality would make you a terrible pirate
(puts on black heart-shaped sunglasses, pops a lollipop into my mouth)
Letâs go ghost hugging.
(while being escorted off of the set of a cooking show) What do you MEAN deadly nightshade isnât an âallowed ingredientâ?
(I unveil my desserts: a gingerbread cookie shaped like each judge.)
(The first chef eyes me with disdain and bites into one.)
(The second chef immediately screams in pain, the third in horror.)
(I am once more escorted out of the competition.)
Iâm so sorry, how is this NOT a post about The Adventure Zone???
âcomradesâ but said with the inflection of a dad whos about to terminally embarrass his 13 year old son at the skatepark
Talk fantasy prosthetics to me.
An elf maiden dances on feet of living wood sung into shape, planted in soil and watered when she takes them off. Every year she plants the old ones and sings a new pair. (Incidentally, the pair of peach saplings from three years ago have produced an excellent crop- She makes preserves from them, and despite the inevitable jokes about âtoe-jamâ, they are appreciated.)
A dwarf king has a metal fist, all tiny gears and fine wires, kept wound by a mischievous mine-spirit bound to the spring as punishment- the more it struggles, the tighter the spring.Â
An orc chieftaness is regularly asked for the story of how she earned the name Wyrmthrottler- she boasts of how she strangled the dragon that ate her arm, and had her shaman make a new arm from its bones, with its fangs as the fingers.
A necromancer simply re-attached his old leg bones- Sacrificing a few mice each day keeps it going.
A pirate captain lost her arm to a shark attack: a passing selkie saved her, and gave her tattoos of kraken blood. Now she has an arm made of salt-water, that grows and wanes with the tides, and swings a cutlass as well as the original. (She doesnât sail as far these days though: she doesnât want her wife to worry.)
A wandering swordsman was broken at the waist- his ancestral armour allows him to walk again, as long as he keeps it polished, and burns incense to the ancestors regularly.
A high priestess has an eye made from a crystal ball- to predict the future, all she has to do is wink.
A bard was struck deaf by illness- he struck a deal with the god of music. Now he wears hearing-trumpets made from his old pipes, and dedicates his every song to the god of music- the better he plays, the better his hearing. (It is said his music could make statues weep, and he can hear a mouse fart at 60 paces.)
A princess has the arm of a golem, enchanted clay with mystic words carved in- her music tutor despairs of how her harp playing has become even worse, but her calligraphy tutor is ecstatic over her handwriting.
A goblin pickpocket has an arm made of whatever he steals- no-one feels his fingers, and even if they did, they couldnât find their possessions amongst all the rest. Â
A witch has eyes made from shadow and starlight, given to her in a game with a demon. Nobody dares to ask what she wagered- they arenât even sure she won.
A warg was born deaf and blind- his people learned of his power when the nearest birds started staring at them, and dogs pricked up their ears as he walked past.