That's Pretty Much Emily

My name's Emily, and I play the french horn. People are under the impression that I'm pretty fucking fantastic. Come judge for yourself.

[creative-classpect]

I’m 95% sure Donald Trump is secretly going to announce America is owned by StrexCorp

[not-a-bang-a-whimper]

[nicetomeecha]

Don't mind me. I'm just sitting alone on a holiday because I can't stop crying for no reason at all. What the fuck is wrong with me even.

[animatedtvfilm]

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

[nicetomeecha]

Hey, y’all!

Man. It’s been a hot minute since I logged in to post anything on here. It’s been a weird year since I got on here. I moved like 700 miles from Ohio to North Carolina. I broke up with one boyfriend and got a new, older, hotter, more Brazillian one. I’m at a new community college with hopes of studying Biology at a university. I’ve been steady about taking my medication, so my energy and general mood are up. I also work a hella lot of the time. Like I’m only working 36 hours this week and it seems like a vacation. Anyways. prepare for the memes. They’re coming. O.O

[grav3yardgirl]

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WATCH THIS VIDEO TO ENTER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLhrZQFOK6c & repost this post to get an extra entry! :)

[nicetomeecha]

Makeup of the day.

[nicetomeecha]

One summer I told my brother he should read Slaughterhouse-Five. All he said was "But I haven't read Slaughterhouse 1,2,3 or 4!"

[nicetomeecha]

I think I have endometriosis and it freaks me out because I'm in constant pain 2 weeks out of the month and idk if I'll be able to have kids. :(

[nicetomeecha]

Sometimes I wish Christofer Drew didn't turn out to be such a dick. Honestly his old stuff is so beautiful and has such a great message. And then he got dickish and full of himself. Like reflect on your origins once in a while dude.

[nicetomeecha]

Please stay forever with me.

[menstrualsuggestion]

Daaaaang Uterus! Back at it again with the excruciating cramps.

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[soupdrag0n]

[Softly but with a lot of feeling] fuck

[nicetomeecha]

Is it even possible to feel homesick in a house you've lived in for almost 10 years?