Vinter Vonderland

Citta I go by many names some more known then others but through out the world I'm known as a giver of vonder and happiness. Guardian Living in a house is Mu. Affiliated Citta blogs only.

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“We all have to move on sometime. But always know, Santa loves you.“

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Santa Claus is attending the party and he’ll be wearing this

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An unnaturally large tree grows in a section of the hustle and bustle of Sector 005. An ornate red door with gold trimmings is built into the trunk. If you careen your head up a series of buildings seem to grow out from the boughs and branches of this tree. Windows are frosted and an assortment of lights hang upon the glass. Sounds of chatter drone softly deep in the tree. Once you entire and brush saw dust off your shoes you’ll notice a smell of cinnamon and pine waft into your nose. It feels nostalgic.

Welcome to Santa’s Workshop.

Once you enter the door a grand staircase takes you to a large store. One half is filled to the brim with an assortment of toys and knickknacks the other full of polished furniture. An assortment of tiny elves in jingling hats walks the ground offering new people cups of warm milk and cookies. From there two sets of stairs lead to different rooms known only to those that work in the place. If you want more head towards the bakery where a hall awaits for you to fill your need of baked goods and coffee.

Another stair leads up past the back of the store into another area in the back. Here is where the true magic is. Where everything is cooked and built to best quality available.

Santa’s Workshop is first a store for those who need work. Behind the counter though Santa is hiring people to bring cheer throughout the city. North is willing to find people for both. The only drawback? The uniforms*.

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❝i’m too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞

“Most people are.....The tree in the bakery is nearly thirty feet tall. I vonder vhere I put the ladder......“

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❝i want a tofu for christmas.❞ it's a bird, santa. don't get him an actual piece of tofu.

“I know a great vegan restaurant if you are hungry my friend. My treat.“

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❝those decorations are horrendous!❞

“Listen here Brother. You do not want to mess with the North-ster brother because if you do Santa-Mania will get you...BROOOTHER!!“

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❝ We’re trapped, on Christmas, with a bunch of bad guys who are very likely German. This is my John McClane moment. ❞

“If you say Yippee-Kai-Yay. I swear to the Man In Moon.....“

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❝hey! don’t throw snow balls at me!❞

“Vat? I can’t hear you.“ 

Where did the snow come from?

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❝those decorations are beautiful!❞

“Thank you. Even though Christmas is but six months away I like to keep everythink in tip top shape. Plus I liek the look of everyday Christmas you know? Bring a small feeling of warmth and such. In fact....Would you like your hand at making an ornament for the tree?“

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❝ I’ve gone years without a lump of coal. I’m not gonna start now. ❞

“I sure hope so Seras......You bring many people to the bakery and brighten up so many people’s days. I vouldn’t vant to lose that.“

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❝i got you a gift.❞

“Stella.....Thank you but may I ask if there any reason for this?“

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❝ Christmas charades can get pretty competitive and it’s best not to have firearms around. ❞

“The only think that burns hotter than a hearth while chestnuts roast it the passion of competitions between loved ones. idle threats are fine, especially if you’re goink to get the uh...Uno I think they call it. “

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❝ You see, those are the kind of things that you learn when you’re handcuffed together, and that is the true meaning of Christmas. ❞

“The naughty tattoo on my arm. It itches but my need to know the story behind this itches more. “

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❝ I’m also a Christmas wizard. ❞

“You’re a skeleton so possibly a HoLICHday?“

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Christmas Sentence Starters!

❝wait, so… santa’s not real?❞

❝don’t you dare tell him/her santa’s not real!❞

❝i can’t believe you told him/her santa’s not real!❞

❝i got you a gift.❞

❝you got me a gift?❞

❝i thought we said no gifts?❞

❝i know we said not gifts, but i got you one anyway.❞

❝i found a stray (animal of choice), and i couldn’t leave it alone, so it’s your christmas gift!❞

❝i wanna put the star on top of the tree!❞

❝you wanna put the star on top of the tree?❞

❝i’m too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞

❝you’re too short to put the star on top of the tree.❞

❝here, i’ll lift you up so you can put the star on top of the tree.❞

❝those decorations are horrendous!❞

❝those decorations are beautiful!❞

❝wanna decorate the tree with me this year?❞

❝i don’t like your decorating skills, so i’m gonna do it by myself this year, but you can watch!❞

❝i want a/n (animal of choice) for christmas!❞

❝what do you want for christmas?❞

❝are you crazy? it’s freezing outside!❞

❝let’s go outside and play in the snow!❞

❝is it snowing?❞

❝man, it never snows! i wish it would!❞

❝how about we just stay inside and cuddle all day?❞

❝let’s go have some hot chocolate!❞

❝i want some hot chocolate!❞

❝i don’t drink hot chocolate.❞

❝hey! don’t throw snow balls at me!❞

❝ha! i dropped a snowball in your shirt!❞

❝i’m not getting you anything.❞

❝i don’t really have anyone to spend christmas with.❞

❝i’d rather spend christmas with you.❞

❝i can’t spend christmas with you this year.❞

❝you can’t spend christmas with me this year?❞

❝is that mistletoe?❞

❝you don’t have to kiss me… mistletoe is a stupid tradition anyway.❞

❝don’t you dare get me anything.❞

❝christmas is stupid.❞

❝i’m not doing anything for christmas.❞

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christmas/holiday specific sentences from brooklyn nine nine, community, and 2 broke girls!  send one for my muses reaction. feel free to change gender, name, or anything that needs changing in order for it to make sense to have come from your muse.

❝ I’ve gone years without a lump of coal. I’m not gonna start now. ❞ ❝ Hit him in his fat cherry cheeks! ❞ ❝ Boom! Just kicked Santa in the testicles. ❞ ❝ Under no circumstances do I want a present. ❞ ❝ I could take a picture of myself dressed up as an elf. Elfie-selfie! ❞ ❝ You see, those are the kind of things that you learn when you’re handcuffed together, and that is the true meaning of Christmas. ❞ ❝ I got it! You smiled! Christmas card complete. ❞ ❝ Oh, did you lift your “no gift” policy? ❞ ❝ Holy crap! I love this stuff! You know, technically, it’s just carbonated fudge. ❞ ❝ Your real present arrives tomorrow. ❞ ❝ It’s either that or go caroling with my family, so, yeah. I’d rather walk into the freezing ocean. ❞ ❝ Are you excited about going to town on Daddy’s nog? ❞ ❝ Christmas is cancelled. You ruined it. ❞ ❝ Christmas charades can get pretty competitive and it’s best not to have firearms around. ❞ ❝ We’re trapped, on Christmas, with a bunch of bad guys who are very likely German. This is my John McClane moment. ❞ ❝ No lies on Christmas. ❞ ❝ Thanks for agreeing to get in the spirit and do holiday cupcakes. ❞ ❝ Much better than last year when you got so drunk you turned the 12 days of Christmas into the 12 steps of Christmas. ❞ ❝ Christmas is like herpes, no matter what you do, it’s gonna flare up once a year. ❞ ❝ Hey, everybody! Holiday shopping tip: Fill a Starbucks cup with vodka. ❞ ❝ You know who’s having a blue Christmas this year? My balls. ❞ ❝ Bankers have more guilt at Christmastime because of It’s A Wonderful Life. ❞ ❝ I’m beginning to think if Grandma works for you, she didn’t get run over by that reindeer, she threw herself under a sleigh. ❞ ❝ For your Christmas gift, I’ll pretend I never heard that. ❞ ❝ I made you a little gift, because you’re like my new family. ❞ ❝ You realize there’s no way to take this than as a giant middle finger to the most important day of the year. ❞ ❝ This will be the only Christmas party I throw this year. ❞ ❝ Fake-murdering people is gonna be my new holiday tradition. ❞ ❝ I’m also a Christmas wizard. ❞ ❝ I’d like to put you into a state of Christmasnosis and take you on a magic journey. ❞ ❝ You all know how magic Christmas journeys work. ❞ ❝ I guess that means you’re gonna have me ejected for not loving Christmas enough. ❞ ❝ You’re trying to destroy Christmas because you blame your sadness on it. ❞ ❝ The delusion you’re trying to cure is called Christmas. ❞ ❝ The meaning of Christmas is the idea that Christmas has meaning, and it can mean whatever we want. ❞ ❝ Attempts to make the holidays brighter tend to give them a certain darkness. ❞ ❝ What’s a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa’s lady? ❞ ❝ Won’t you be my daddy? I’m a silly Christmas baby! ❞

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anomalious:

    “Given the circumstances, it certainly couldn’t hurt. Although the odds are you’d be working more than one day a year.”

“Hey now my friend. Being Santa Claus is a year-round job.“