Wasn’t paying attention, Jordan just threw the stack of papers she was looking over at the TV and yelled YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE and that’s how I figured out who won that match.
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Wasn’t paying attention, Jordan just threw the stack of papers she was looking over at the TV and yelled YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE and that’s how I figured out who won that match.
Came home, Jordan’s tipsy and making dinner.
“It’s five o’clock somewhere” is the worst reply ever.
...I fucking love her so much.
magnhildmelee:
There was a deal on Amazon and honestly you can’t have enough towels!
This is my way of saying I don’t remember how many 😂
I think you got at least 4 boxes worth...which I appreciate because you know how much this idiot can lose towels. Plus you know I’ll take some and make them decorative if I have to.
also don’t let her fool you she’s really enjoying all of this...she’ll just never admit it.
I’m not saying I told her to shut the fuck up and be grateful but I’m not not saying I told her to shut the fuck up and be grateful.
THANK YOU.
I just have one question how many towels did you buy because she somehow keeps finding more in boxes to throw at me
I’m not saying I told her to shut the fuck up and be grateful but I’m not not saying I told her to shut the fuck up and be grateful.
magnhildmelee:
No worries, babe! This is why she should’ve told me SOONER. I love shopping for people omg.
In her defense she kinda woke up and was like “wanna get married?”
so...this was news to us all.
@magnhildmelee
We do need house stuff like mixing bowls and stuff like that. We’ve got furniture coming, we’ve basically bummed off Joey and Ethan because we were renovating the inside of the house. Um...listen. I may regret this;
but go with what your heart desires anything is appreciated because I cannot handle online shopping.
She says like she ever puts on a shirt.
She doesn’t believe in shirts. I’m sure of it.
She says like she ever puts on a shirt.
magnhildmelee:
She’s such a concerning human being. o.0
Yeah....but I mean she is hot.
Jordan just watched Strowman go into the steps and then randomly says “You know, you haven’t really lived until you’ve taken a light tube to the face.”
...what in the fuck am I supposed to say to this
I’m just spit-balling here:
We sign Truth. We keep him safe.
That’s it. That’s the idea.
I wanted to help but I’m terrified of tornadoes so then I was like, useless. :|
You did good <3
mrxfunsize:
I’m sorry I wasn’t more help :(
You did great <3 Once she gets started she has a hard time stopping, especially lately. I’m not sure anything or anyone could’ve really stopped. She was actually pretty quiet til around 5. She acts all big and bad and tough but she’s...far, far from it.
Waking up to your girlfriend having a nervous breakdown at 5 am is really exciting...especially when she doesn’t tell you why til 8 am.
lyndonaghue:
Not just you.
They got Jordan pulling up the footage of that fight to see exactly what she did wrong and I’m not sure I can handle this because a) she really fucked up that move and b) we were so young and I forgot this existed.
Is anyone else highly uncomfortable or is it just me?