"Protect the innocent elf"
some friends and I were talking about our characters before a session 0.
I was talking about my Sea-elf Cleric’s personality and looks. Our Druid added;
“I want to squish them. In that soft toy kind of way.”
Our Fighter added later, “I can imagine [His character] developing parental feeling towards [My character] now.”
Me: “God is [My character] going to be the cute son everyone wants to protect?”
Fighter: “”You leave my son alone!“”
Druid: “"Never speak to us or our Cleric ever again.”“ “Who would win, 1 heally boi or 3-4 stabby stabbers.”
Me: “I’m laughing at how this is actually being considered."
Me: “Inb4 everyone group hugs [My character] when he feels bad.
Druid: ”[My character] proceeds to be crushed by both [Our Barbarian] and [Our Fighter]…And maybe a snake. Or a velociraptor.“ (He is hooked on Wildshaping into a Velociraptor)
Me: "And he is just crying all the while. Be it cuz of the overload of emotion or cuz he is in serious pain.”
Druid: “I’d cast a healing spell to keep him alive.”