bad romance.

Nick the dick lover. That's like it, honestly.

[nickstilinski]

Text [Nick and Elena]

Elena: .....

Elena: What the fuck.

Elena: Why

Elena: The

Elena: Fuck

Nick: I WAS NAKED AND HUNGRY AND I SAT ON MY MAC AND CHEESE.

Nick: WHAT DO I DO.

[nickstilinski]

Text [Nick and Elena]

Nick: There's a piece of macaroni stuck in my ass.

Nick: Help me.

[nickstilinski]

maya-dw:

Deal! Okay invite people!

How big do you want the part to be?

[nickstilinski]

maya-dw:

1 person cleaning up after a lot of people at least hold the garbage bag man.

Fine. I’ll hold the garbage bad. But I refuse to touch any trash.

[nickstilinski]

maya-dw:

You’re helping clean up though! Lets do it!

What? No, that’s not fair. You’d be the host. You gotta clean it up yourself.

[nickstilinski]

maya-dw:

Dude i know, but dads would be home in like five hours

Let’s do it. Party at your house.

[nickstilinski]

maya-dw:

i drank whatever i found in my dads liquor cabinet 

Dude. Yes. You should’ve had a party!

[jer-mason]

Its so bright and everything hurts

[nickstilinski]

Why?

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[clintbarnesx-blog]

-kissy kissing gif- We don’t need to, love.

[nickstilinski]

-smoochy smoochy gifs- I want to, Clint. I want to do it. 

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[nickstilinski]

clintbarnesx:

>

I wanna do it.

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[nickstilinski]

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[nickstilinski]

clintbarnesx:

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[clintbarnesx-blog]

Yeah.

[natstilinski]

Here, let me wake him up. [pours water on Nick]

[nickstilinski]

whAT THE FUCK.

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[clintbarnesx-blog]

MY LOVE, HOLD ON, I’M CALLING 911.

[nickstilinski]

[still ded but hears clint and is slowly falling more and more in love]

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[nickstilinski]

clintbarnesx:

Oh my.. NICK! PLEASE, DON’T DIE, NICK!

[ded]

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[clintbarnesx-blog]

What? I do.

[nickstilinski]

[faints bc yolo]

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[clintbarnesx-blog]

It’s funny because I think I love Nick more than I love my farm.

[nickstilinski]

[incoherent noises]