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Is it better than Eā¢MOā¢TION?: Ed Sheeran:Ā Ć·
Pitchfork rating for Ed Sheeran: 2.8
Pitchfork rating for Carly Rae Jepsen: 7.4
Conclusion: No.
ariana grande everyone
How come when a house is haunted itās always ghost from the 1800ās? Why there aināt ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams āITS BRITNEY BITCH!ā Ā 3 in the morning
2017 prophecy
i just wanna cry with kim kardashian
at some dinner party
someone: ok hereās a fun one⦠if you could go back in time and pick one moment in your life to relive, what moment would you pick?
someone else: thatās a tough one! probably the birth of my beautiful child, mary, she is truly my whole world-
me, interrupting: EASY. october 2014. i am sitting in a movie theater seeing gone girl (2014) dir. david fincher for the first time. the screen cuts to black and rosamund pikeās voice suddenly says āi am so much happier now that iām dead, technically missing, soon to be presumed dead. GONE. and my-ā
me, an intellectual
Trump supporters when people call them out on their racism
we all shoulda known how 2016 was gonna turn out once Carol started losing everything it was nominated for
i am zo muchĀ āappier now zat iām dead. technically meessing. zoon to be presumed dead. gone. and my lazy, lying sheeting obleeviousĀ āusband vill go to preeson for my murder. donald trump took my pride and my deegnity and myĀ āope and my money.Ā āe took and took from me until i no longer exeested. zatās murder. let ze punishment fit ze crime. donald vill die. donald and melania vill be gone, but zen, ve never really exeested. donald loved a girl i vas pretending to be.Ā ācool girl.ā men alvays use zat, donāt zey? as zeir defining compliment?Ā āsheās a cool girl.ā cool girl eesĀ āot. cool girl ees game. cool girl ees fun. cool girl never gets angry atĀ āer man. when i met donald trump, i knewĀ āe wantedĀ ācool girl.ā and forĀ āim, iāll admit: i vas villing to try. i wax-streeped my pussy raw. i drank canned beer, vatching adam sandler movies. i ate cold pizza and remained a zize two. i blewĀ āim, zemi-regularly. i lived in ze moment. i vas vucking game. i canāt zay i deednāt enjoy zome of it. donald teased out in me zings i deednāt know exeested. a lightness. aĀ āumor. an ease. but i madeĀ āim smarter. sharper. i inspiredĀ āim to rise to my level. i forged ze man of my dreams. ve vereĀ āappy pretending to be ozer people. ve vere theĀ āappiest couple ve knew. and vatās ze point of being togezzer if you are not zeĀ āappiest? but donald got lazy.Ā āe became someone i deed not agree to marry.Ā āe actually expected me to love him uncondeetionally. zenĀ āe dragged me, penniless, to ze vite house. you zink iād let him destroy me and end upĀ āappier zan ever? no vucking vay.Ā āe doesnāt get to ween. my cute, charming, zalt-of-ze-earz upper east side guy.Ā āe needed to learn. grown-ups vork for zings. grown-ups pay. grown-ups zuffer consequences.