nicmarboss

Nicole // 23 // Pgh + DC Tweets by @nicmarboss

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Is it better than E•MO•TION?: Ed Sheeran: ÷

Pitchfork rating for Ed Sheeran: 2.8

Pitchfork rating for Carly Rae Jepsen: 7.4

Conclusion: No.

[arianagrandz]

ariana grande everyone

[gay4rihanna]

[luvyourselfsomeesteem-deactivat]

How come when a house is haunted it’s always ghost from the 1800’s? Why there ain’t ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams “ITS BRITNEY BITCH!”  3 in the morning

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[ritualoflove]

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2017 prophecy

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i just wanna cry with kim kardashian

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at some dinner party

someone: ok here’s a fun one… if you could go back in time and pick one moment in your life to relive, what moment would you pick?

someone else: that’s a tough one! probably the birth of my beautiful child, mary, she is truly my whole world-

me, interrupting: EASY. october 2014. i am sitting in a movie theater seeing gone girl (2014) dir. david fincher for the first time. the screen cuts to black and rosamund pike’s voice suddenly says “i am so much happier now that i’m dead, technically missing, soon to be presumed dead. GONE. and my-”

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[ethanaboutnothing]

me, an intellectual

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[rhaenyrastormborn]

Trump supporters when people call them out on their racism

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we all shoulda known how 2016 was gonna turn out once Carol started losing everything it was nominated for

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[sufjansontag]

i am zo much ‘appier now zat i’m dead. technically meessing. zoon to be presumed dead. gone. and my lazy, lying sheeting obleevious ‘usband vill go to preeson for my murder. donald trump took my pride and my deegnity and my ‘ope and my money. ‘e took and took from me until i no longer exeested. zat’s murder. let ze punishment fit ze crime. donald vill die. donald and melania vill be gone, but zen, ve never really exeested. donald loved a girl i vas pretending to be. “cool girl.” men alvays use zat, don’t zey? as zeir defining compliment? “she’s a cool girl.” cool girl ees ‘ot. cool girl ees game. cool girl ees fun. cool girl never gets angry at ‘er man. when i met donald trump, i knew ‘e wanted “cool girl.” and for ‘im, i’ll admit: i vas villing to try. i wax-streeped my pussy raw. i drank canned beer, vatching adam sandler movies. i ate cold pizza and remained a zize two. i blew ‘im, zemi-regularly. i lived in ze moment. i vas vucking game. i can’t zay i deedn’t enjoy zome of it. donald teased out in me zings i deedn’t know exeested. a lightness. a ‘umor. an ease. but i made ‘im smarter. sharper. i inspired ‘im to rise to my level. i forged ze man of my dreams. ve vere ‘appy pretending to be ozer people. ve vere the ‘appiest couple ve knew. and vat’s ze point of being togezzer if you are not ze ‘appiest? but donald got lazy. ‘e became someone i deed not agree to marry. ‘e actually expected me to love him uncondeetionally. zen ‘e dragged me, penniless, to ze vite house. you zink i’d let him destroy me and end up ‘appier zan ever? no vucking vay. ‘e doesn’t get to ween. my cute, charming, zalt-of-ze-earz upper east side guy. ‘e needed to learn. grown-ups vork for zings. grown-ups pay. grown-ups zuffer consequences.

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