most official gumburt

nico he/it 20 this dude is awesome sauce very normal about many things

[guooey]

[certifiedgirlthing]

@mousegirlheart

[bruzum]

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[livearound]

tweets i think about regularly

[sandmandaddy69]

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[radiowithnohead]

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

come over

[charseraph]

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[achillesinhighheels]

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

[3000s]

mystery members of fall out boy

[silliestflowergirl]

oh i know this one, andy plays drums, and joe

[viralfrog]

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris