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[frogmoss1]

when i’m in the cult i want to hear those cult classics. 💀🦷🗿🫴🤞🙂‍↔️🚫👶🏼

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[frogmoss1]

#aandItDid #Itbdid

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[frogmoss1]

Ceelogreens phone blew up 😭

[koloss-part-2]

sometimes the chopped faggot with the vegeta hairline got nails better than you. some times.

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[grox]

Play carnival games win stuffed animal prizes.

[beadyeyes]

Welcome to I want u Cafe. You'll be having an iced vanilla latte.

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[aniconist]

[orcboxer]

when I'm the mayor I'll lay a thousand mayor eggs that you can battle or trade or crack em open make a thing of mayornnaise

[odin-arrow]

I Am A Mutated Fuck. Will You Kill Me?

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

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[frogmoss1]

Let’s make a grin that stretches for smiles

[yenthecat]

Now is my moment...!