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im fin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👹🚬.

[frogmoss1]

when i’m in the cult i want to hear those cult classics. 💀🦷🗿🫴🤞🙂‍↔️🚫👶🏼

[sport-news-daily]

Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball

[sport-news-daily]

ppput iit up myy asss sss ssss

✅ seceet decoded !

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[acientvegtable]

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

[memorycycle]

theyre holding the ocean together

[woodrider]

I'll have what I'm having

[dogpuppy]

[delmondo]

Man and beast should absolutely fuse into one perfect being

[dogpuppy]

[poopjournalist]

Yo mama so fast she passed the running portion of the Hunter Exam

[airframeextender]

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere---in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

[oldinterneticons]

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[wewillmissyou4ever]

*sitting down in an empty skate park*

everybody wants to fuck my gay ass…

*turns around to face you, throws a knife on the ground and kicks it towards you*

well… first you’ll have to defeat me.

*takes my own knife out and starts recklessly rushing you*

[tatzelwurming]

enough of #manscaped I need to see a #mangaped. Aaand post.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Jim Henson with characters from the Dark Crystal

[frogmoss1]

Fuck with Me