The New York Knicks are appearing on a caca load of telly shows and social media accounts.
For those who don’t know, the New York Knicks are a basketball team in New York City, and they just won the championship.
Their star is shorty Jalen Brunson, whose daddy is an assistant coach.
Jalen plays with Josh Hart and Mikal Bridges. These three boys played basketball at the same college together, which is cute.
The Knicks also have players named Kat, OG, and Grand Theft Alvarado (GTA).
To win the championship, the Knicks had to beat the San Antonio Spurs four times. The Spurs’ best player is an emo French boy who resembles an alien. The French boy’s team had large leads, but the French boy got tried, so the Knicks always came back (except once). One time, the Knicks were losing by 29 points but won because OG ran to the basket, jumped, and tipped the ball in.
As New York City is already dramatic, the series became extra dramatic. Great President Donald Trump went to a game, and that Marty Supreme boy was at all the games, and Larry David was there, and so was radical zionist Jerry Seinfeld.
The Knicks fan were kinda messy. The beat up Spurs fans, shot guns, set a school bus on fire, threw eggs at the French boy, kissed boys on street lights, and tried to fuck Whoopi Goldberg in the ass.
After winning, Mikal got drunk on Instagram, OG got stoned on Good Morning America, and GTA went to the Puerto Rican Day parade in a wife beater.
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