trial and error

nicolas; if what we had was real, how could you be fine? 'cause i'm not fine at all. #

[riplittlcbirdie]

Yeah I guess.

[nicolaskms]

Yup.

[georgeglasstropicanasurejan-blog]

Exactly. In fact, they should be put under home arrest and have their whiny children put in cages. 

[nicolaskms]

Truer words have never been spoken. If someone could make this happen then I'd be the happiest guy on Earth.

[guiltyheroes]

You afraid of moms? I don’t blame you, they’ll go crazy over they’re children, even if they’re complete douchebags. I still think you should’ve thrown chicken at them. Or your sister.

[nicolaskms]

Whoever says that they aren't scared of moms are obviously lying. Moms are some of the scariest people on the planet. See, this is why some people don't need to have children. You wanted my sister to throw chicken at angry women?

[georgeglasstropicanasurejan-blog]

Mmm yes, the outside world is not place for psychotic parents who fret over their already spoiled children. 

[nicolaskms]

If you're a parent that's just going to argue over the smallest things then you should probably just stay home. That way it's actually safe for the other people outside.

[nicolaskms]

omg so i was in my living room watching family guy and this music randomly started playing from outside and i got scared and ran in my room because it sounded so creepy and then it stopped.

[kingcommacelena-deactivated2014]

I’m an only child so I’ve never understood the perils of having a younger sibling who always asked me to do things for them. I have seen kids throw tantrums in stores though and that is never the kind of experience I want to deal with. Kids are always sticky, even when they haven’t been near anything sticky, they are still sticky. It’s one of life’s big mysteries. 

[nicolaskms]

Sometimes I wish I was an only child just to see what it's like not to have siblings, y'know? I hate kids that throw tantrums in stores. They're so annoying and some parents don't even do anything to get them to shut up. They just continue shopping and ignore their child on the ground screaming because they couldn't get the toy they wanted. I don't see how kids can handle getting all sticky, it seems so uncomfortable. 

[georgeglasstropicanasurejan-blog]

Some parents are craaazy….

[nicolaskms]

They really are. People need to know how to control themselves, especially in public.

[riplittlcbirdie]

Wow… Sounds intense.

[nicolaskms]

Yeah, things get pretty wild at Chick-fil-A on Saturday nights.

[guiltyheroes]

Did you throw chicken at them to break up the fight?

[nicolaskms]

Fuck no. I wasn't gonna get my eyes clawed out by them. I got my sister and left as quickly as I could, but someone else probably did.

[kingcommacelena-deactivated2014]

Why exactly were you near the playground in the first place? Whenever I eat out, I try to avoid those areas as much as possible. Screaming, dirty and snotty children are not my ideal setting.

[nicolaskms]

I have a little sister and she wanted to go on the playground. Sadly, I couldn't say no to her 'cause she's only four and seeing a four year old cry is not a pleasant thing to see, I can tell you that from experience. Not all kids are dirty and snotty, but a majority are so I get where you're coming from with that.

[nicolaskms]

Watching two women argue over who's son was on the slide first at the playground at Chick-fil-A was one of the most awkwardest moments for me. It's safe to say I'll never be going there again.

[lennonroux-deactivated20140311]

We could be wedding crashers! It could be a business, anyone who wants to ruin a wedding can call us up. It’s a great profession. Pft, my momzilla turned bridezilla would throw a table at me first. Video games are my favorite, what. Fifa’s number one though, definitely. It’s a pleasure!

[nicolaskms]

I get to wear a kickass onesie with sunglasses and get some free cake. This is the best idea I've ever heard. I bet we'll get paid tons for this job. Isn't there a movie called The Wedding Crasher or somethin'? Sounds like something my mom would do any day if you get her angry enough. Yup, it's official, I have picked the right best friend. No game is better than Fifa and no one can fight me on that. Same to you, babe.

[cant-findaxheartbeat]

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[nicolaskms]

Give me therapy. I’m a walking travesty, but I’m smiling at everything. Therapy, you were never a friend to me. You can keep all your misery.

[guiltyheroes]

Aren’t all TV shows one big mindfuck? Look at Teen Wolf. I’ve watched that since season 1, and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on in it. Never did. Still watch it though. All my TV shows are back, besides Almost Human, which just had it’s season finale. And American Horror Story. But I think the rest I watch are still on. There’s something I’m forgetting I know it. Whatever. Netflix is the shit, enough said. I like Futurama, the rest I’m not into. You need better tv shows. Because like, vampires are the best. I aspire to be a vampire one day. Sounds pretty accurate, but there’s more blood in it than a One Direction concert. Maybe a fangirl attacking someone that touched Harry, I don’t know.

[nicolaskms]

Pft, no, not all of them. I can easily understand everything that happens on Family Guy –  Okay, that's a lie. Family Guy can be confusing as fuck sometimes. I tried to watch season two of Teen Wolf without seeing season one and I didn't know what was going on at all, so I just stopped watching it. I've never watched any of the shows you just named, but I'm going to just nod my head like I know what you're talking about. If I could marry Netflix without being labelled as a weirdo, I totally would. Bob's Burgers and Family Guy are two of the best shows on Adult Swim, how dare you? Whenever I think of vampires I think of Edward Cullen and him sparkling in sunlight. But, you have fun being the next Edward Cullen. I'll be rooting for you, kid. I feel like that's exactly what happens at One Direction concerts. Either that or someone exploded along with their ovaries.

[nicolaskms]

hyfrarizona said: WHAT I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL! AND YOU TELL ME TO GO BACK TO THE GAS STATION? I SEE.

#SORRYNOTSORRY. WE HAVE A V SPECIAL KIND OF RELATIONSHIP OK YOU KNOW THIS. I JUST MEANT GO HOME BUT IF THE GAS STATION IS YOUR HOME THEN GO AHEAD. STAY GOLD.

[nicolaskms]

NO SODAPOP I DO NOT SHIP HIM WITH U GO BACK TO TULSA OK PCE

[nicolaskms]

ooc: who do you ship your character with?

Oh, wow. I ship him with basically anyone, honestly. Chemistry is a big must for me, so yeah, there’s that.