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@nicole-orinsov-real
Hey Nicole have you noticed anything up with Sasha lately?
HMMM WHO IS SASHA I DO NOT KNOW WHO SASHA IS! Or who she isn't. hehe.
NO! I don't know who that is, and why you would ask! What a weird question! Who is Bob, huh? Who is Fernando? You don't know these people just as I do not know this Sasha. Who are YOU?
Woah! Hi! Can I have-
Wait a minute, no I can’t have your name, you-
You’re like me!! Hi!
@rosalind-learns-blogging
HELLO!!
Who are you? What do you mean you are like me? Human? Because if so, YES!!!!
And ofcourse you can have my name, you silly person!!! It is NICOLE ORINSOV!
-Nicole
favorite animal?
The cats from The Movie!!!!!!
Thank you for asking!!
-Nicole
HIII NICOLE what are your thoughts on taxidermy
I THINK IT IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!!!!! Those little beady fake eyes staring vacantly at you?? Knowing that it is fake but still feeling a REAL thrill go down your spine when you walk into a room and BAM someones dead cat is there???
OH and my favorite taxidermy is when they make a puppet out of the dead animal. YES DEAD CAT BOB!!!!! DANCE FOR ME!!!!! TO THE STRANGE ORGAN MUSIC!!!!!
Or maybe humans. That I love too!!!!! But my friends said I shouldn't talk about that so maybe I won't.
Hope that answers your lovely question!!
-NICOLE!!!!
Do you have any good lotion recs :3
My go-to ran out a week ago and I have to wait another week before I can get more
Hello my dear!!!!!!
I would infinitely recommend these two creams, but sadly enough they were both discontinued in the 1910's to 1920's :(
I still have some in my special cabinet though, so as long as it doesn't get stolen by a museum again (yes I'm still mad about that) I'm safe. As for you though... ehm... maybe try the expert picks at Sephora?
what is your favorite totally very human activity?
Hm! What an interesting question!
I discovered hula-hooping yesterday, and I've not stopped for 21 hours (and 33 minutes) straight. I'm hula-hooping as I'm typing this! So in general I believe I can't say, but for now it's definitely spinning my bright rainbow and glittery hoop around my waist and MAYBE doing an irish jig at the same time while I stand on an elephant. Although I've yet to accuire the elephant.
Hope that is a good answer!!!!
-Nicole
Hello Nicole how are You doing today :)
I am doing WONDERFUL! I just had a lovely meal and it went right into my very human stomach. Super Tasty. 😋😋
I hope you are Also Well!!
-Nicole
Hello Ms Orsinov, I, um... I live on the same street as the Magnus Institute, and I've been hearing lots of calliope music lately. I wouldn't mind it if it wasn't at 3am... any chance you could keep it down after 10pm please?
The incessant screaming and distorted laughter is bad enough...
AHAHAHA Who is this Orsinov you speak of??? I am ofcourse Miss ORINSOV! No relation. As for the music, that must also be Ms. Orsinov. You've got the wrong person, silly! But I'll be sure to tell her if I see her. Although, I think calliope music at 3 am sounds Rather Lovely! Maybe you are just boring. hm.
-Nicole!!!
Does anyone still need those 'Party Princesses' or whatever they're called nowadays? Because I can embody the 1778-1837 Anglo-Italian clown Joseph Grimaldi VERY well and I really think that young children would want me at their birthday parties. Especially if they're depressed, I hear! Where do I sign up?
-Nicole!!!
Hello my lovely silly friends! Daily reminder to rub your skin graciously with lotion. and also tell me your OR Jonathan Sims' address. If you do this you get A FREE BOTTLE OF LOTION! (Is this how influencers do it I Want To Be An Influencer)
The address is so I can send it to you of course but JUST TO BE SURE you should leave your window open a little bit so you don't overheat in your sleep like a Human often does. Right?
Okay bye! I am Nicole! 🥳🥳🥳
HELLO someone has said that I should do an intro and I think that means introduction
I am Nicole
I am super british. BLIMEY. I love England
I love Lotion and other creamy products for skincare because I have skin that is rightfully mine
I am looking for my GOOD friend and NOT enemy JONATHAN SIMS he stole my lotion and I am Mad About It
Yes you can ask me questions I LOVE questions
I am INDIFFERENT to the circus. I am not involved in any way. I do not care about it. Silly people. Stsop asking about a 'Nikola Orsinov' I do not KNOWW this woman. She sounds Russian. I am NOT!!!!
I can do 3 backfilps in a row
okay that is all I hope you and I will become GOOD FRIENDS
(below another selfie but this time I am a cat. I thuoght it was funny. haha MEOW!!!!!!)
OOC under the cut!!!
HELLO FELLOW HUMANS. my name is Nicole. I am a person who was recommended by my GOOD FRIEND Sarah B. to buy a phone. I have started a 'tumblr account', because I want to mingle with fun people. You can call me Nicole. Or Nick. Or Nicky. Do humans love nicknames? OOOH WE DO!!!!!! I have taken a 'selfie' to show you PROOF of my phone, my human-ness and also my love for britain. I love being british. And skincare for my ALIVE skin. I am hoping for A Lot Of Fun on here, otherwise I will be sad. Thank you.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING???.,,